Welp, someone was schlonged, via text anyway, by a Met GM...

[SteveJRogers]

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...d-chicago-cubs

How much **** would we have to eat to tear Theo away from his cushy MLB ops job he JUST landed?

[OrangeNblueNmyVeins]

Sounds like fake news. It'll blow over. Convenient this comes out now that he has a more prominent spot in MLB. Where was this info during the last 5 ****ing years? **** outta here dumbass opportunistic bitches trying to cancel lives because they got hit on.

[dak11]

Doesn't seem to be fake news.

Porter reported to be fired.

https://twitter.com/StevenACohen2/status/1351513683663450116

(assuming that Cohen's real twitter account).

[Seaver41]

Doesn't seem to be fake news.

Porter reported to be fired.

https://twitter.com/StevenACohen2/status/1351513683663450116

(assuming that Cohen's real twitter account).

There is no way in this day and age that he survives this. If he isn't gone yet, it will happen soon and his career in MLB is likely over.

[Sterling_Archer]

He was a dumbass. I have zero pity -

- you ALWAYS get slutty quotes from her first
- you ALWAYS get pics from her first
- you ALWAYS phrase offers in the form of a request. "Would you like to me .... more personally?".
- you NEVER take "no" as a suggestion. "Someday" is a license to ask in the future, but NEVER immediately. "No" is definitive.
- you drop it 100% after three (3) texts that receive no response. Move along.

*** NEVER. DELETE. ANYTHING. ***


She will beg and plead you to "delete and destroy the evidence".

Lie and say you did.

The more you know..... and knowing is half the battle.

[Jersey Shore]

He was a dumbass. I have zero pity -

- you ALWAYS get slutty quotes from her first
- you ALWAYS get pics from her first
- you ALWAYS phrase offers in the form of a request. "Would you like to me .... more personally?".
- you NEVER take "no" as a suggestion. "Someday" is a license to ask in the future, but NEVER immediately. "No" is definitive.
- you drop it 100% after three (3) texts that receive no response. Move along.

*** NEVER. DELETE. ANYTHING. ***


She will beg and plead you to "delete and destroy the evidence".

Lie and say you did.

The more you know..... and knowing is half the battle.

EXACTLY!!!!!!!

[defender]

This stuff always requires mutual collateral. The fact that he doesn’t know that makes me glad he won’t be negotiating any more or deals for this team.

[Seaver41]

He was a dumbass. I have zero pity -

- you ALWAYS get slutty quotes from her first
- you ALWAYS get pics from her first
- you ALWAYS phrase offers in the form of a request. "Would you like to me .... more personally?".
- you NEVER take "no" as a suggestion. "Someday" is a license to ask in the future, but NEVER immediately. "No" is definitive.
- you drop it 100% after three (3) texts that receive no response. Move along.

*** NEVER. DELETE. ANYTHING. ***


She will beg and plead you to "delete and destroy the evidence".

Lie and say you did.

The more you know..... and knowing is half the battle.

The voice of experience! lol

I'd post this on my refrigerator, Frank, but the wife might have a problem with it...

[Sterling_Archer]

The voice of experience! lol

I'd post this on my refrigerator, Frank, but the wife might have a problem with it...

Never EVER forget - deceit is your best friend.