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  • #46
    MLB headquarters he was mopping
    LMAO!!!!!

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    • #47
      For Mets season ticket holders (to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)...

      Better pay out, you better not cry.
      Be a real fan, Iím telling you why
      Kyle Lohse is coming to Shea!

      Omarís list, he checks it twice
      Can't really tell who's crappy or nice
      Kyle Lohse is coming to Shea!

      Carlos knows when he is sleeping,
      Mets fans should take the blame,
      Two weeks, two months, itís all good
      '08 will be much the same.

      Oh! You better put out, you better not cry.
      Better pay out, I'm telling you why:
      Kyle Lohse is coming to Shea!

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      • #48
        Originally posted by lgm6986 View Post
        Probably cause it's Christmas and I'm feeling all gooey, but I feel compelled to express my MOFO man love to all you guys.

        Today was one of the worst days I've had in a long time, but reading this thread actually made it a lot better. Great stuff.
        Ain't it great when life makes you drink the warm piss?

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        • #49
          Your Season is over

          Sung to: War is Over (Happy XMas) John Lennon


          and so theres no playoffs
          the season is done
          what happened to the slogan
          "Your season has come"
          And so here's your GM
          hes been acting real lame
          it as if he's been drinking
          the managers Champagne

          Your season is over
          lets look to next year
          Now that we have Brian Schneider
          we have nothing to fear

          and so looking to next season
          our prosepcts are strong
          we have Carlos Gomez
          who is the next Terrance Long
          And there is joy here in Metville
          unless your are black and you're white
          Hispanics are assured jobs
          all you others must fight

          Your seaon is over
          we were all sold big lies
          our best offseaon acquisition
          has been the immortal Matt Wise


          and so Jose Reyes
          are you still having fun
          prancing and dancing
          except on ground balls when you don't run
          and who really needs pitching
          you can all call off the search
          all our pitchers got better
          by adding Ryan Church

          Your Season is over
          no more games we'll be playing
          All Met fans have been suckered
          youknowwhatI'msaying


          Your Seasons over
          no more playoffs
          your seasons over
          now
          "Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you?" - Jaques Plante, goalie

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Deepleft34 View Post
            Your Season is over

            Sung to: War is Over (Happy XMas) John Lennon


            and so theres no playoffs
            the season is done
            what happened to the slogan
            "Your season has come"
            And so here's your GM
            hes been acting real lame
            it as if he's been drinking
            the managers Champagne

            Your season is over
            lets look to next year
            Now that we have Brian Schneider
            we have nothing to fear

            and so looking to next season
            our prosepcts are strong
            we have Carlos Gomez
            who is the next Terrance Long
            And there is joy here in Metville
            unless your are black and you're white
            Hispanics are assured jobs
            all you others must fight

            Your seaon is over
            we were all sold big lies
            our best offseaon acquisition
            has been the immortal Matt Wise


            and so Jose Reyes
            are you still having fun
            prancing and dancing
            except on ground balls when you don't run
            and who really needs pitching
            you can all call off the search
            all our pitchers got better
            by adding Ryan Church

            Your Season is over
            no more games we'll be playing
            All Met fans have been suckered
            youknowwhatI'msaying


            Your Seasons over
            no more playoffs
            your seasons over
            now
            Ok. That post where I laughed at you for saying you were funny. I take it back.

            Who the hell knew? Hahahaahhaahahhahah...

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            • #51
              Willie got run over by a Marlin
              Champaign tasting on Clinching Eve
              You could say theres no such thing as Santana
              As for Kyle Lohse we will belieive
              Last edited by Sports Doctor; 12-21-2007, 12:06 AM.

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              • #52
                Taken for a ride

                Sung to: Sleigh Ride by Mitchell Parish, Leroy Anderson


                Just here those cahsiers ringing in,
                cha-ching chinging times two,
                it's fun take take your money,
                and not field a team thats worth poo.
                On the field the play is smelling,
                and the fans are yelling their "Boos!"
                and yet ticket prices are raising,
                and the one that is paying is You.

                Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap just run,
                just try to get one,
                Jose's hit a roller down to third.
                Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, "nah man",
                "I'd Rather slap hands,
                and dance along to song
                from my favorite Mariachi Band"

                The players are lax and mosey
                to their postions as if their care free
                what do they care anyway
                there is no accountability.
                With another crappy season before us,
                we should shower a chorus of Boos,
                directed at Steamboat Willie,
                A manager with no clue.
                "Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you?" - Jaques Plante, goalie

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Sports Doctor View Post
                  Willie got run over by a Marlin
                  Champaign tasting on Clinching Eve
                  You could say theres no such thing as Santana
                  As for Kyle Lohse we will belieive
                  LMAO. This might be the first time Sports Doc has ever made me laugh...

                  Good stuff.
                  Originally posted by lgm6986
                  Standard definition should be outlawed. My daughter was just watching iCarly a little while ago, a show that I absolutely loathe, in SD and I made her switch to its HD equivalent. In fact, I didn't make her, I grabbed the remote from her tiny hand and changed it myself. Standard definition is barbaric and inhumane.

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                  • #54
                    Omar Clause is comin to town (Santa Clause is comin to town)

                    You better watch out
                    You better not cry
                    Better not pout
                    Ju know what Iím sayin
                    Omar Clause is comin to town

                    Heís making a list
                    And checking it twice
                    Gonna find out who likes beans and rice
                    Omar Clause is comin to town

                    He sees Willie when heís sleeping
                    Heíd rather that then have him awake
                    He knows if you like Spanish food
                    So plantains you better bake

                    You better watch out
                    You better not cry
                    Better not pout
                    Ju know what Iím sayin
                    Omar Clause is comin to town
                    Originally posted by SteveJRogers
                    Wang era.

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                    • #55
                      Franchise Roasting on an Open Fire


                      Huge lead roasting on an open fire
                      Phillies breathing down your nose
                      Mets just got beat by an all girls choir
                      Was Benny Agbayani an Eskimo?

                      Everybody knows El Duque just broke his big toe
                      The seasons not really over, right?
                      Tiny rookies with their eyes all aglow
                      Will not find playing time tonight

                      They know that Lohseís on his way
                      Heís labors through innings with a shitty ERA
                      And every MOFO poster is gonna cry
                      And we all know we shouldnít even try

                      And so Iím offering this simple phrase
                      To fans from 1 to 92 (at their oldest to date)
                      Although we have sucked many times many ways
                      At least we have Moises Alouuuuu
                      Originally posted by SteveJRogers
                      Wang era.

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                      • #56
                        And just the start of one, maybe someone can run with it.

                        I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause - - -

                        I saw Omar kissing Kyle Lohse
                        At the CitiField Construction Site
                        Originally posted by SteveJRogers
                        Wang era.

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                        • #57
                          I saw Omar kissing Kyle Lohse
                          At the CitiField Construction Site
                          He didn't stop to hear fans weep
                          because the field had 10,000 less seats

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Mojo View Post
                            Gonna find out who likes beans and rice
                            This is MOFO gold.

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                            • #59
                              Mojo is on a nice roll here...

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Paulie Cee View Post
                                This is MOFO gold.
                                Agreed. The whole f*cking thread is awesome. I'm usually involved with these song parody threads but the bar is set so high this time I'm afraid to try. Every one of these things is great.

                                Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, "nah man",
                                "I'd Rather slap hands,
                                and dance along to song
                                from my favorite Mariachi Band"
                                Huge lead roasting on an open fire
                                Phillies breathing down your nose
                                Mets just got beat by an all girls choir
                                Was Benny Agbayani an Eskimo?
                                LMAO.

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