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  • #31
    Originally posted by ChuckkieB View Post
    I must admit that this is actually quite funny!!!! Too bad you're a douchebag.
    Who's the douchebag now...?

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Bay Ridge Dave View Post
      LOL

      Someone forgot to switch screen names...
      I thought for sure that this guy was Padrino. So much for my detective skills.

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      • #33
        Chuckkie Two K's
        Sung to "Jingle Bell Rock"

        Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's
        Chuckkie's as sly as that co-worker guy
        'Know what I'm sayin' is now on the run
        Now the real fun has begun

        Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's
        Chuckkie's as dumb as a chewed stick of gum
        Posting and mixing just two names around
        He takes the imbecile crown

        What a dim bulb, in that thick skull
        To give your name away

        Chuckkie B dull, his IQ null
        Let's all give him another K
        Go sign up again, pick another dumb name
        But here's hoping Chuckkkkkkkie stays

        Mumble and stutter your idiot name
        Try and fool a few,
        Like you're someone new,
        That's the Chuckkie two...... K's

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        • #34
          Originally posted by KingOlerud View Post
          Chuckkie Two K's
          Sung to "Jingle Bell Rock"

          Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's
          Chuckkie's as sly as that co-worker guy
          'Know what I'm sayin' is now on the run
          Now the real fun has begun

          Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's
          Chuckkie's as dumb as a chewed stick of gum
          Posting and mixing just two names around
          He takes the imbecile crown

          What a dim bulb, in that thick skull
          To give your name away

          Chuckkie B dull, his IQ null
          Let's all give him another K
          Go sign up again, pick another dumb name
          But here's hoping Chuckkkkkkkie stays

          Mumble and stutter your idiot name
          Try and fool a few,
          Like you're someone new,
          That's the Chuckkie two...... K's
          Fantastic.

          I am at home today so I actually got to sing this one. It makes it just that much better.
          Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce
          All I know is we got some butter and salt for that popcorn

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          • #35
            Originally posted by ChuckkieB View Post
            I must admit that this is actually quite funny!!!!
            It sure is.

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            • #36
              Oh no...



              He's baaaack...
              Originally posted by lgm6986
              Standard definition should be outlawed. My daughter was just watching iCarly a little while ago, a show that I absolutely loathe, in SD and I made her switch to its HD equivalent. In fact, I didn't make her, I grabbed the remote from her tiny hand and changed it myself. Standard definition is barbaric and inhumane.

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              • #37
                Wow, you f**kers are really quick with the screen grabs. That was up for all of 10 seconds. Well done. I've been outed. F'n cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                Anyway, now that the cat's out of the bag, KO, YOU are still the douchebag. Must admit though, those songs ARE really funny! Damn you all!!!!!

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                • #38
                  Omar-cita
                  Donde esta Santana Claus?
                  Donde esta Santana Claus?
                  And the throws that he will heave?

                  Omar-cita
                  Donde esta Santana Claus?
                  I look for him because
                  It's Christmas Eve

                  I know that it will take some prospects
                  But maybe he's not far away
                  So throw all the guys in like objects
                  Hoping the Twins will look this way

                  I hope you won't forget
                  To improve the New York Mets
                  And to the youngsters say
                  Bye Pelfrey, bye Humber
                  Bye Gomez, bye Guerra

                  Ole
                  Ole
                  OLE!

                  Omar-cita
                  Donde esta Santana Claus?
                  Oh where is Santana Claus?
                  It's Christmas Eve

                  Alright, Omar-cita, I go sleep now...
                  Last edited by CharlieH; 12-18-2007, 10:25 AM.
                  Originally posted by lgm6986
                  Only this team can legitimately summon misery and regret amidst euphoria.

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                  • #39
                    Omar Sells
                    Sung to "Jingle Bells"

                    Making no big moves
                    After a horrible season
                    All it does is prove
                    The Mets really think they're done
                    Minaya's cell phone rings
                    They are calling back
                    He's ordered a plate of rooster wings
                    And a five piece taco rack

                    Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
                    A giant load of crap
                    Wilpon keeps his money safe
                    And Willie takes a nap
                    Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
                    Another guy with a z
                    One Carlos, two Carlos
                    F*ck it, make it three

                    Omar's got a pen
                    He's writing out a check
                    He's buying three sombreros
                    And some maracas he can "sheck"
                    Johan Santana's good
                    But he's no Kyle Lohse
                    Remember it's the outfielder
                    That improves the pitching most

                    Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
                    Every time he speaks
                    2007 was an awesome year
                    Except for those two weeks
                    Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
                    The offseason's near complete
                    The whites and blacks are going fast
                    He's getting us athletes

                    Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
                    Delgado is the man
                    You'll get more catches and home runs
                    From an empty tin trashcan
                    Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
                    Tix are going fast
                    Just remember these five words
                    Oh Seven is the past

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                    • #40
                      Zinter Wonderland


                      "The pitching's set," are you listening,
                      Can't trade Reyes, he's still glistening
                      The minors are lit,
                      with triple-A sh*t.
                      Watching in a Zinter wonderland.

                      Other teams, hype their young guys,
                      On the Mets, they're rookie fungi
                      Expose them too long,
                      To trade away for a song,
                      Watching in a Zinter wonderland.

                      In the mezzanine I see an old man,
                      pretending that he's talking on a phone
                      Does he realize now we really blow, man ?
                      He really should get off Minaya's bone

                      Come on MOFO, we'll conspire,
                      The blacks and whites, Omar should hire
                      But he'll be unfazed,
                      "No habla ingles,"
                      Watching in a Zinter wonderland.

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                      • #41
                        CLASSIC

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                        • #42
                          Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful

                          Oh, come, all ye faithful,
                          Joyful and triumphant!
                          Oh, come ye, oh, come ye to Flushing Meadows;
                          Come and behold him
                          Born the king of angels:
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Kyle The Lohse.

                          Highest, most holy,
                          Light of light eternal,
                          Born of a virgin,
                          A mortal he comes;
                          Son of the Father
                          Now in flesh appearing!
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Kyle The Lohse.

                          Sing, choirs of angels,
                          Sing in exultation,
                          Sing, all ye citizens of heaven above!
                          Glory to God
                          In the highest:
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Kyle The Lohse.

                          Yea, Lohse, we greet thee,
                          Born this happy morning;
                          Kyle, to thee be glory given!
                          Word of the Father,
                          Now in flesh appearing!
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Oh, come, let us adore him,
                          Kyle The Lohse.

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                          • #43
                            Padrino (to the tune of Let it Snow)

                            Though his lunatic visions were frightful
                            And pics of scat porn not so delightful
                            He was the best fan on the MOFO
                            Padrino, Padrino, Padrino

                            He never shows signs of stopping-
                            MLB headquarters he was mopping
                            He works for them, you know
                            Padrino, Padrino, Padrino

                            When a bad fan says "yea right"
                            Padrino will weather the storm
                            Padrino will show them the light
                            An oath to Wilpon he has sworn

                            Forum morale is slowly dying
                            But Padrino won't stop trying
                            One day we'll all eat crow
                            Padrino, Padrino, Padrino
                            Originally posted by SteveJRogers
                            Wang era.

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                            • #44
                              It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Spring Training: The Sh*tty Remix

                              It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Training
                              Ev'rywhere you go;
                              Take a look at Jose Reyes, shining once again
                              With Wright's smile and Beltran's crutches aglow.
                              It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Training
                              Sighs in ev'ry abode
                              But the ugliest sight to see are the Mets that will be
                              Waiting to explode

                              Eighty-one sell outs and Colon-Sanchez workouts
                              Is the wish of Jeff and CEO;
                              Players that won't talk and batters that will walk
                              Is the hope of Willie and HoJo;
                              And all the disillusioned fans can hardly wait for the season to start again.
                              It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Training
                              Ev'rywhere you go;
                              There's a piece of crap on first base, one behind the plate as well,
                              The smelly kind that doesn't care if they blow.
                              It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Training;
                              Soon the games will start,
                              And the thing that will make them stop is the collapse that's waiting
                              Like a big gigantic fart.
                              Originally posted by lgm6986
                              Standard definition should be outlawed. My daughter was just watching iCarly a little while ago, a show that I absolutely loathe, in SD and I made her switch to its HD equivalent. In fact, I didn't make her, I grabbed the remote from her tiny hand and changed it myself. Standard definition is barbaric and inhumane.

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                              • #45
                                Probably cause it's Christmas and I'm feeling all gooey, but I feel compelled to express my MOFO man love to all you guys.

                                Today was one of the worst days I've had in a long time, but reading this thread actually made it a lot better. Great stuff.

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