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  • #16
    Originally posted by Paulie Cee View Post
    We'll make those gringos pay
    Uh... hahahahhahahhah.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by KingOlerud View Post
      Uh... hahahahhahahhah.
      Is it me or is KingOlreud and Paulie Cee the same person? Either that or they're lovers. Anyone know for sure?

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      • #18
        Too much good material in this thread to point out only one or two of the best. I love these threads.
        The 2018 Mets - making the Titanic look buoyant.

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        • #19
          Omar the Dummy (Frosty the Snowman)


          Omar the Dummy
          Was a cluless dimwitted soul
          With Dominicans and Puerto Ricans
          And two Julios that were old

          Omar the Dummy
          Was a fairy for latinos they say
          He was snorting snow
          But the athletes know
          He will trade for them one day

          There must have been some latino blood
          In that washed up player he found
          For when he became a free agent
          Omar began to dance around
          “President Obama is a personal friend of mine,” said Rickles. “He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke.”


          It's early!!!


          Be the kind of person that when your feet hit the floor each morning liberals say "Oh crap he's up"

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          • #20
            Originally posted by METSSC View Post
            Omar the Dummy (Frosty the Snowman)


            Omar the Dummy
            Was a cluless dimwitted soul
            With Dominicans and Puerto Ricans
            And two Julios that were old

            Omar the Dummy
            Was a fairy for latinos they say
            He was snorting snow
            But the athletes know
            He will trade for them one day

            There must have been some latino blood
            In that washed up player he found
            For when he became a free agent
            Omar began to dance around
            Quality, needs to be recorded

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            • #21
              Originally posted by knowwhatimsayin? View Post
              Is it me or is KingOlreud and Paulie Cee the same person? Either that or they're lovers. Anyone know for sure?
              Yes. We're lovers. Of stupid people. Congratulations.

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              • #22
                Ding dong merrily on high
                The fredo fans are baiting
                Ding dong verily they try
                They've turned up for a slating

                Mor-or-or-or-or-or, Or-or-or-or-or, Or-or-or-or-or, Or-or-or-or-or,
                Or-or-or-or-or-on

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                • #23
                  Silent night, holy ****
                  All is calm, no ace in sight
                  Round yon Omar, Maine and Perez
                  Holy infant named Carlos Gomez
                  We need another piece
                  We need another piece
                  Originally posted by SteveJRogers
                  Wang era.

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                  • #24
                    hey KO, mike vaccaro in the post stole your idea.

                    "Omar Minaya, Mets GM"

                    ("O Little Town of Bethlehem")

                    Omar Minaya, Mets GM

                    How still we see thee lie

                    The Yankees spend

                    And condescend

                    While Mets fans sit and sigh

                    Yet up your sleeve you must have

                    Some brand-new personnel

                    A slugger's face, a shut-down ace

                    If not this could be farewell
                    JINGLE BALLS
                    I’m just talking about the most basic aspects of team ownership and stewardship. These guys aren’t just bad at it; they’re the definition of dysfunctional. If the Mets were their kid, Child Services would’ve whisked the team into foster care years ago.
                    http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2009/11/...ggest-turkeys/

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                    • #25
                      Put Down That Phone You Sick Old Man
                      sung to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"




                      Put down that phone you sick old man
                      And rest your crazy head
                      Let's read the reams of psycho things
                      you say you never said
                      You claim you are so rational
                      yet wish that I were dead
                      We all wonder what makes you so damn mean
                      Is it your genes?
                      Maybe someday they'll give you Thorazine

                      You lectured us to keep the kid
                      whose value hit a low
                      He had nowhere to go but up
                      You screamed on the MOFO
                      And now Omar has traded him for
                      two players who blow
                      Your baseball knowledge indicates
                      your skull is filled with snow
                      Sarah Trachsel should die painful and slow
                      Painful and slow
                      How I wish the Cranepool never let you go

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                      • #26
                        knowwhatimsayin
                        sung to the tune of "Silent Night"


                        knowwhatimsayin
                        knowwhatimsayin
                        Posts are dumb
                        Posts are lame
                        Is he Padrino, Bill, (I mean Rey)?
                        Or just a newbie, latently gay?
                        Sleep and dream of young boys
                        Sleep and dream of young boys

                        Think you have wit
                        Posts full of sh*t
                        Too bad mom
                        Denied you t*t
                        Make yourself a nice pina colada
                        Soon you'll be the forum piñata
                        No one can be this obtuse
                        Enjoy the forum abuse

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                        • #27
                          That annoying schtick reminds me of when Bill came back as Rey.
                          Originally posted by lgm6986
                          Standard definition should be outlawed. My daughter was just watching iCarly a little while ago, a show that I absolutely loathe, in SD and I made her switch to its HD equivalent. In fact, I didn't make her, I grabbed the remote from her tiny hand and changed it myself. Standard definition is barbaric and inhumane.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by DDPv6.0 View Post
                            That annoying schtick reminds me of when Bill came back as Rey.
                            I was thinking the same thing except bell-rey is still poking about here.
                            Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce
                            All I know is we got some butter and salt for that popcorn

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Paulie Cee View Post
                              knowwhatimsayin
                              sung to the tune of "Silent Night"


                              knowwhatimsayin
                              knowwhatimsayin
                              Posts are dumb
                              Posts are lame
                              Is he Padrino, Bill, (I mean Rey)?
                              Or just a newbie, latently gay?
                              Sleep and dream of young boys
                              Sleep and dream of young boys

                              Think you have wit
                              Posts full of sh*t
                              Too bad mom
                              Denied you t*t
                              Make yourself a nice pina colada
                              Soon you'll be the forum piñata
                              No one can be this obtuse
                              Enjoy the forum abuse
                              I must admit that this is actually quite funny!!!! Too bad you're a douchebag.

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                              • #30
                                LOL

                                Someone forgot to switch screen names...

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