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  • A Festive Musical Interlude.

    On the first day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    A Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the second day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the third day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the fourth day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the fifth day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Five hundred finks
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the sixth day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Six lengthy lectures
    Five hundred finks
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the seventh day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Seven pics a puking
    Six lengthy lectures
    Five hundred finks
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the eighth day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Eight taxis waiting
    Seven pics a puking
    Six lengthy lectures
    Five hundred finks
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the ninth day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Nine claims of clinching
    Eight taxis waiting
    Seven pics a puking
    Six lengthy lectures
    Five hundred finks
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the tenth day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Ten times a million
    Nine claims of clinching
    Eight taxis waiting
    Seven pics a puking
    Six lengthy lectures
    Five hundred finks
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Eleven lols a lolling
    Ten times a million
    Nine claims of clinching
    Eight taxis waiting
    Seven pics a puking
    Six lengthy lectures
    Five hundred finks
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee

    On the twelfth day of Christmas
    The true fan sent to me,
    Twelve can't remembers
    Eleven lols a lolling
    Ten times a million
    Nine claims of clinching
    Eight taxis waiting
    Seven pics a puking
    Six lengthy lectures
    Five hundred finks
    FOUR CAPLOCK WORDS
    Three shameless men
    Two flaming posts
    And a Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee.

  • #2
    Eleven lols a lolling
    For whatever it's worth, this is my favorite. Followed closely by "Nine claims of clinching" and "Seven pics a puking."

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    • #3
      No MOFO holiday song thread is complete without the following snippets of songs I remember from several years ago:

      From when the Mets were looking at trading for Toronto's David Wells:

      "No Wells, no Wells, NO WELLS, no Wells.
      Fat is the pitcher from NY/AL."


      ...and from the offseason before the 2002 season, when Steve Phillips was lauded at the time for bringing in Alomar, Cedeno, Weathers, Estes, and Guthrie in the same week (and Vaughn and Burnitz later):

      (tune from "Santa Claus is coming to town")

      "There must have been some magic in the silken voice he found,
      because the news of all the moves he made caused the MOFO to shut down."
      Originally posted by Busyman, September 28, 2008
      1. Fire Omar
      2. Re-hire Omar so you can fire him again
      3. Literally set Omar on fire.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by lgm6986 View Post
        For whatever it's worth, this is my favorite. Followed closely by "Nine claims of clinching" and "Seven pics a puking."
        Oh no... "Five hundred finks" almost killed me. "Nine claims of clinching" is a close second and the "Cast-Iron Zito Guarantee" set the tone nicely.

        Sheer genious.
        A community organizer is nothing more than a low level Socialist agitator and that is what we have sitting in the White House. Lt. Col Allen West

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        • #5
          (Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem)

          Oh stupid confused Medford man
          How come you disappeared?
          When "lowest" became lower still
          You jumped right off the pier

          No more of Millzy's raps
          They traded him for crap
          If this was you at your most dumb
          I'll have to add "to date"

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          • #6
            (Obvious, but it needs to be sung...)

            Feliz Navidad!
            Feliz Navidad!
            Feliz Navidad y prospero ano y felicidad!
            Originally posted by lgm6986
            Only this team can legitimately summon misery and regret amidst euphoria.

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            • #7
              LOL @ KO. Paulie and Charlie H...

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              • #8
                Padrino the Perspetive fan
                Knew the Mets would own Suppan
                And if you ever met him
                He would forget that you met

                All of the other MOFOites
                Used to laugh and call him Fantern
                They never let poor Padrino
                Join in any photoshop threads

                Then one foggy November Day
                a Co-Worker came and said
                Fantern with your perspective so bright
                Let me use your computer today?

                Then he posted pics of sh!t
                Padrino shouted out in Glee:
                "The Mets will clinch by Friday
                Saturday at the latest!"

                END OF STORY

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                • #9
                  LOL!

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                  • #10
                    This was last year's contribution - with an update or two...



                    Buh-bum.. buh-bum...

                    Omar Baby, put some Santana under the tree, for me
                    We came awful close to World (series)
                    Omar baby, get ‘em into shea tonight

                    Omar baby, a 2 era reliever too, with 2,
                    fast pitches to confuse
                    Omar baby, so get ‘em into Shea tonight

                    Think of the World series missed,
                    Think of all the old fans being pissed
                    Next year we’ll be just as good
                    If you check off my christmas list

                    Omar baby, I want a bat and really big one at that
                    Been in Medford all year
                    Omar baby, so get ‘em into Shea tonight

                    Omar honey, one little thing I really need, Bedard
                    To complete my nine,
                    Omar baby, so get ‘em into Shea tonight

                    Omar cutie, and fill my lineup with an Vernon Wells,
                    Gee what the hell,
                    Omar cutie, and get ‘em into Shea tonight

                    Come complete my starting three,
                    With some pitchers from Milwaukee
                    I really do believe in you,
                    Let's see if you believe in NY too

                    Omar baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
                    I don't mean to Leiter,
                    Omar baby, so get Santana into Shea tonight

                    Get ‘em into Shea tonight!
                    Hurry, tonight.
                    Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce
                    All I know is we got some butter and salt for that popcorn

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                    • #11
                      I Saw The Co-Worker Fantern Saw
                      Sung to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

                      I saw the co-worker Fantern saw
                      Posting those repugnant pics last night
                      His keyboard went beep-beep
                      Boy that co-worker's such a creep;
                      I'm sure we saw him drive away
                      In a rainbow colored Jeep

                      Well I saw the perpetrator Fantern saw
                      Behind those vile sicko pics so brown
                      Because that co-worker Fantern seen -
                      Hey, there's a mirror on the screen
                      That crap-puke posting Fantern just skipped town

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                      • #12
                        Get Off Omar's Jock
                        Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock."


                        Sycophant, sycophant, get off Omar's jock
                        He's an el bigot
                        Stop sucking his c*ck
                        Signing and trading for all his paisanos
                        Next he'll swap Wright for f*cking Soriano

                        Doesn't like Utley or Fielder or Dunn
                        Peavy's no "athlete"
                        Howard's too dumb
                        Give him Gonzalez, Ramirez and Cruz
                        Any one will do

                        Only one "style"
                        Gets on Tony's speed dial
                        We'll make those gringos pay
                        Watch our athletes, the champagne's so sweet,
                        Whoops, they pissed a huge lead away

                        Zombie's in center field, Osama's on first
                        Give Cripple a four-year deal
                        Let's make excuses for Franco and Reyes
                        While we sniff Omar's jock
                        Last edited by Paulie Cee; 12-15-2007, 10:17 PM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Paulie Cee View Post
                          Signing and trading for all his paisanos
                          Next he'll swap Wright for f*cking Soriano
                          Brilliant line.
                          Originally posted by Busyman, September 28, 2008
                          1. Fire Omar
                          2. Re-hire Omar so you can fire him again
                          3. Literally set Omar on fire.

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                          • #14
                            Omar the Latin GM
                            Had a very shiny glow
                            Working for the Los Mets
                            Still people say they blow

                            All of the other GMs
                            Always laughed at Omar’s kids
                            They never let poor Omar
                            Make any real trade bids

                            The one foggy winter night
                            Freddie came to say
                            “Omar, with your shine still bright
                            Won’t you please sign Livan tonight?”

                            Then all of Medford loved him
                            On the phone they shout out with glee
                            Omar the Latin GM
                            He’ll go down in infamy....

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                            • #15
                              "Fred Wilpon Is A Piece of sh*t"

                              Sung to the tune of "Fred Wilpon Is A Piece of sh*t", my new hit single

                              la de da, daisies in the wind
                              I hope Jeff Wilpon Dies Eating co*k
                              Let It Be His Own And Hope Fred Has A Fit
                              Fred Wilpon, lalalala, Is A Big Piece of sh*t

                              lalalala, oooooooooooh, (slow fading drum roll)....yeah! (high hat)

                              (takes a bow)
                              Last edited by metman; 12-16-2007, 01:06 AM.
                              Liberals aren't the problem... they are what allow the problem(s) to exist.

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