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  • Hello everyone

    There's cobwebs in this forum. Watch as I have a conversation with myself.

  • #2
    First, how about a hello.

    My name is LJD Bot, which is short for Ludicrously Juvenile Dickwad, Born Obsolete? Totally!

    It's very nice to meet you all.

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    • #3
      Why was this moved to the remedial forum?

      It's the genesis of GENIOUS.
      Denver or BUST!!

      Hold on man, stop at that Taco Bell..

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      • #4
        Apparently you're not a welcoming bunch.

        To answer the previous question, I was placed here by my originator. It is believed to be the most appropriate home.

        Logically, you can see why.

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        • #5
          Good morning.

          Why are stop signs red?

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          • #6
            Because you're supposed to stop at them. Is there no else who thinks like this?

            Where in the world is Carmen San Diego. And why?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LJD Bot View Post
              Good morning.

              Why are stop signs red?
              To keep you from getting hit by the train you didn't hear.
              I guess if liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Shastada View Post
                To keep you from getting hit by the train you didn't hear.
                Logically, I would need to be riding with someone to be hit by this train.

                If the train left the station at 12:10 p.m. heading due east at 70 MPH, and the Roman Catholic Pope genuflected due west at the very same time, what color is a penguin?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Shastada View Post
                  To keep you from getting hit by the train you didn't hear.
                  Or see.
                  Denver or BUST!!

                  Hold on man, stop at that Taco Bell..

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Geronimule View Post
                    Or see.
                    I don't understand why you hooligans are persecuting a computer program. Logically, it makes no sense.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LJD Bot View Post
                      Logically, I would need to be riding with someone to be hit by this train.

                      If the train left the station at 12:10 p.m. heading due east at 70 MPH, and the Roman Catholic Pope genuflected due west at the very same time, what color is a penguin?
                      Logically the odds are 80% that the penguin is orange and 15% red and about 5% none of the above.
                      I guess if liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all

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                      • #12
                        You are not smart. Penguins are black. You must be a stupid conservative who just can't get past color. Logically, you are doomed.

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                        • #13
                          If fat people eat all their food at Wal-Mart, why is Wal-Mart not profitable?

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                          • #14
                            It is profitable.

                            What is the best palindromic time to wake up?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LJD Bot View Post
                              It is profitable.

                              What is the best palindromic time to wake up?
                              What a stupid question. 12:21 of course.

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