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  • So my new boss hit on me yesterday

    I signed my offer letter.... handed it to her across the desk.... she leans over and in with this big stupid grin on her face.... folds her hands on the desk and says......

    ďIíve heard lots and lots and you Sterling. Iím looking forward to working very closely with you and finding out how much of it is true.Ē

    the over under on how long Iíll have blackmail material on her is 10.5 dates.
    Plandy Balderschlong is a douchebag who was once escorted out of a petting zoo for engaging in assplay with pygmy goats.

    discuss ......

  • #2
    Yeah but I paid her to say all that.


    "Jerry, just remember, itís not a lie if you believe it". George Constanza.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Big Denny View Post
      Yeah but I paid her to say all that.
      Wouldnít be the first time a sleaze bag attorney had me set up.
      Plandy Balderschlong is a douchebag who was once escorted out of a petting zoo for engaging in assplay with pygmy goats.

      discuss ......

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      • #4
        This the one who interviewed you?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KingOlerud View Post
          This the one who interviewed you?
          Today.... I swear on everything I hold dear.... she said that she ďheard through the grapevine that I have a platinum ****. Iíve been told that I have a platinum pussy.... is it true what Iíve heard about you?Ē. I responded with a simple, ďdonít believe even a fraction of what youíve heard. My myth is waaaaaay overblown. But thank you I guess?Ē.

          I was floored speechless. I **** you absolutely not. She, the assistant administrator, and the director of nursing are constantly talking about their sex toys and kinky practices.

          Iím tempted to start wearing a wire and clean up on some of this #metoo payday.
          Plandy Balderschlong is a douchebag who was once escorted out of a petting zoo for engaging in assplay with pygmy goats.

          discuss ......

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