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  • Thank God for peripheral vision....

    I just finished a job interview with a stunning blonde (named Amber for ****’s sake) with a massive rack struggling to stay in a blouse with a button undone exposing her front bra strap and a lot of tit meat. And the cleavage was exemplary.

    do you think she does that on purpose to weed out dudes who cannot maintain eye contact??

    She had to have caught me once or thrice.
    Plandy Balderschlong is a douchebag who was once escorted out of a petting zoo for engaging in assplay with pygmy goats.

    discuss ......

  • #2
    Guessing she has a problem with gay men and doesn't want them around.

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    • #3
      “President Obama is a personal friend of mine,” said Rickles. “He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke.”


      It's early!!!


      Be the kind of person that when your feet hit the floor each morning liberals say "Oh crap he's up"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by KingOlerud View Post
        Guessing she has a problem with gay men and doesn't want them around.
        Fascinating perspective....
        Plandy Balderschlong is a douchebag who was once escorted out of a petting zoo for engaging in assplay with pygmy goats.

        discuss ......

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        • #5
          2nd interview tonight.

          plunging neckline. No sleeves.

          I’ve never banged a boss before.

          I may take the job for that reason and that reason only.
          Plandy Balderschlong is a douchebag who was once escorted out of a petting zoo for engaging in assplay with pygmy goats.

          discuss ......

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sterling_Archer View Post
            2nd interview tonight.

            plunging neckline. No sleeves.

            I’ve never banged a boss before.

            I may take the job for that reason and that reason only.
            How long you planning on having that job? LOL... you start banging the boss you got to keep doing it otherwise it'll go downhill quickly. You're better off banging her during the interview then not taking the job.
            I guess if liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Shastada View Post

              How long you planning on having that job? LOL... you start banging the boss you got to keep doing it otherwise it'll go downhill quickly. You're better off banging her during the interview then not taking the job.
              The Honorable Sterling’s 2 basic rules to ****ing at work -

              1.) ALWAYS get targets to send you nekkid pics or at LEAST dirty text messages BEFORE doing anything.

              B.) NEVER **** lobbyists.
              Plandy Balderschlong is a douchebag who was once escorted out of a petting zoo for engaging in assplay with pygmy goats.

              discuss ......

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