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  • Have you ever made a similar trade???

    have you ever cancelled a date with an attractive person to a nice dinner or bar or movie with under a 50/50 shot of scoring in exchange for a zero cost outlay opportunity for a 100% **** with no conversation whatsoever —- but the person isn’t someone you’d be seen sharing air in public?


    I seem to be doing this a lot lately.

    the low point - I blew off a very attractive red headed lawyer for a third date to a great restaurant for this woman who I could tell was nothing to write home about, but she was a gimme.

    I go to this woman’s apt and she’s skin bald (chemo? Yeah, that’s shallow, but don’t shock me like that) and was built like a pear. Did I mention that Casper would’ve thought she was too pale?

    I swear on everything I hold dear .... give her a corncob pipe, and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal ... and put a black hat on her .....

    ..... Frosty.

    I was so disgusted with myself that I promised I wouldn’t ever do her again.

    and now Redhead McHottie, Esq won’t return my texts.

    Is anyone else addicted to dating apps and finding themselves behaving similarly?

    discuss ......
    Plandy Balderschlong is a douchebag who was once escorted out of a petting zoo for engaging in assplay with pygmy goats.

    discuss ......

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    Originally posted by Sterling_Archer View Post
    have you ever cancelled a date with an attractive person to a nice dinner or bar or movie with under a 50/50 shot of scoring in exchange for a zero cost outlay opportunity for a 100% **** with no conversation whatsoever —- but the person isn’t someone you’d be seen sharing air in public?


    I seem to be doing this a lot lately.

    the low point - I blew off a very attractive red headed lawyer for a third date to a great restaurant for this woman who I could tell was nothing to write home about, but she was a gimme.

    I go to this woman’s apt and she’s skin bald (chemo? Yeah, that’s shallow, but don’t shock me like that) and was built like a pear. Did I mention that Casper would’ve thought she was too pale?

    I swear on everything I hold dear .... give her a corncob pipe, and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal ... and put a black hat on her .....

    ..... Frosty.

    I was so disgusted with myself that I promised I wouldn’t ever do her again.

    and now Redhead McHottie, Esq won’t return my texts.

    Is anyone else addicted to dating apps and finding themselves behaving similarly?

    discuss ......

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      This is worse than Kazmir for Zambrono, what are you thinking man? Seek help immediately.
      I guess if liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all

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