Steven Cojocaru

Sweetheart, I love you. Your are a good looking kid no doubt, but what is what that swing. My God honey. You swing it like I do. Like a woman. Almost like your hands are hurting you. Please baby, go back down to the minors and re-work your quirk. You're a big big man. You can be a power hitter. Don't be a slappy lady.

KingOlerud

This is probably offensive to homosexuals.

joelfreak

Nope. I'm bi, and really laughing, not offended. :-P

Big Denny

Well, now that joel is coming out of the closet, I must say that I'm straight and find this very funny.

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" For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we are going to do something about it".

George W. Bush

Fonzy13

And the hits just keep on coming.

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Deepleft's Presidential Timeline (A Crisis of Paranoia)

Wednesday- 8/27- Not sure who he will vote for.
Thursday 8/28? Still on the fence.
Friday 8/29- Loves Sarah Palin, will be voting with McCain!
Tuesday Night 9/2- (after finding out Palin's daughter is pregnant, she's only a governor, and has tits?)- Definately going with Obama.

Hone up to it suckas!

FrankStylV7

wait a second here ---- joel packs fudge?

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The Federal Government Has Three Purposes --

1.) Secure the borders
2.) Protect our interests abroad
3.) Deliver the mail

---Thomas Jefferson.

METSSC

I hate fags

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP CRAPPO OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The CRAPPO does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the CRAPPO'S upside down life, many of the CRAPPO'S internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. CRAPPO sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the CRAPPO goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

WTF

Maybe Joel is a chick.....

FrankStylV7

yeah, but what if Joel's an ugly chick?

If a homely chick munches carpet in the woods does anyone really care?

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The Federal Government Has Three Purposes --

1.) Secure the borders
2.) Protect our interests abroad
3.) Deliver the mail

---Thomas Jefferson.

WTF

She may have hot carpet munching friends.

The toes you step on today may be eventually connected to the bearded clams you want to douse in man butter later.

FrankStylV7

You've doused clams that had toes growing out of them?

cool.

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The Federal Government Has Three Purposes --

1.) Secure the borders
2.) Protect our interests abroad
3.) Deliver the mail

---Thomas Jefferson.

WTF

Not just toes... midget toes.

FrankStylV7

I bow before thee.

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The Federal Government Has Three Purposes --

1.) Secure the borders
2.) Protect our interests abroad
3.) Deliver the mail

---Thomas Jefferson.

The_Kings_of_Quit

This whole thread is scaring the sh*t out of me... please someone, kill it!

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A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, Levi's libido....yeah.
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A$$hole from El Paso

Best not to do that if Joel is around.

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Originally posted by KingDiggler:

I'm glad he's finally seen the light