Medfordian Slip

After reading a few months of Frank's posts, I'm trying to figure out what this guy looks like. It's as if he can't possibly be a real-life person, just some kind of TV character. Who could possibly have a life like that, besides Bill Clinton? It's as if I can't bring myself to believe that his life is really what he says it is, but down inside I'm thinking maybe he really isn't embellishing on things. Physically, the only thing I've read is that he likes to jazzercise, but I'm not sure it has anything to do with getting in shape.

It's as if only a caricature would suffice for a person that has a life like Frank's.

So is he thin, muscular or fat? Tall or short? Dark or light skinned? Balding or hair like Fabio? High pitched or a voice like James Earl Jones?

So many burning questions.....


disclaimer: I'm not some perv or stalker who is actually trying to develop a police sketch so I can go find Frank....

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Deepleft34

I vaugely remember a picture of Frank with his feet on his desk that used to be posted on the "About Us" portion of this site a long, long time ago. His co(k was out.

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The answer to any question in the English language:

How about Roberto Alomar? and,
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Mule

Frank's the one pointing at himself.

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Jersey Shore

just a hunch

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

Voodoo

SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 01/20/96: Tales of Bill Brasky

This thread is going to turn into a Bill Brasky sketch isn't it?

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Green Must Go

LMAO - this thread has great potential.

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Deepleft34

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The answer to any question in the English language:

How about Roberto Alomar? and,
Fixed

A$$hole from El Paso

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Originally posted by KingDiggler:

I'm glad he's finally seen the light

Sports Doctor

FrankStylV7

Cross Baba Booey (without the mustache) with Quagmire and dress him like Travolta in Staying Alive. Give him a voice like Bugs Bunny and voila`.

BTW - you can imagine how great it must be to wake up, scan the board and a thread with a title like this catches your mother****ing eye.

Thanks loads for hitting me with this before any chemical lifeskills enhancement.

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FrankStylV7

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kingdiggler

I'm a little disappointed in that pic. Definitely not what I expected, especially since your description was spot on. I liked thinking you looked like an italian lastings millege.

This reminds me of the first time I saw what jonathan davis from Korn looked like. I pictured him being this evil huge guy given his vocals on the first albumn only to find him looking like a giant twat with a bad grill.

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It ain't socialism, it's his thug thizzle.

JonathanArcher

He looks like Beltran reclining like that...

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