metsalmon

Play ball.

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The Infamous Coworker

The winning team? My god, you're such a whiney loser! Mark my words, JAWS will be a Met, book it. Then you'll be p!ssing yourself.

Wait, do fish p!ss?

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Wildboys

play (with my) balls.

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Yankees Suck!
D-Dubs for President!

metsalmon

Hold on, let me just bring in these 12 tugboats.

Okay, on to your question.

Fish living in salt water constantly lose water to the hypertonic (more
concentrated) ocean, and have to drink sea water to replace it, obliging
them to excrete large amounts of salt. Freshwater fish have the opposite
problem, osmosis results in constant absorbtion of water from their
surroundings, which would bloat and ultimately disrupt their tissues.
They need to be able to excrete (urinate) water continuously. The waste
products of all these processes leave the body from the same orifice and I
am not aware of any excretion via the gills.

This idea may have come from a misunderstanding of one aspect of
elasmobranch physiology. Sharks and rays reduce the necessity to
constantly drink seawater and excrete salt by increasing the concentration
of dissolved substances in their blood to a level almost equal to
seawater, thereby preventing osmosis. One of the substances they allow to
build up in their blood is urea, at levels which would be toxic in other
animals, and which may explain why less-than-fresh shark or ray flesh
smells so bad so quickly. This urea would be continuously lost to the
seawater by diffusion, especially through the gills, so the membranes of
shark gills are unusual in that they are impermeable to urea.

You are right to assume that fish urinate from the same place as they
defeacate, and from nowhere else. However, anyone who can go a little
further into the complex questions surrounding the whys and wherefores of
fish excretion certainly can 'call the shots' - biologically, anyway !

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Fonzy13

Alright, this is too much.

Any guesses who this is?

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We
Are
****ed! (WAF)

The WAF Pledge of Allegiance

Under water grottos, caverns


Filled with apes


That eat figs.


Stepping on the figs


That the apes


Eat, they crunch.


The apes howl, bare


Their fangs, dance . .

Yes. We. Do.

metsalmon

There's a game about start here people. FOCUS.

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The Infamous Coworker

Oh, you're so smart with your biological field notes.

Meet your doom, fishy.

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LAS VEGAS DAVE

“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.”

LAS VEGAS DAVE

“You can't hit a home run unless you step up to the plate. You can't catch fish unless you put your line in the water. You can't reach your goals if you don't try.”

LAS VEGAS DAVE

“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”

metsalmon

I'd like to know what all this has to do with playing winning baseball people.

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Bay Ridge Dave

Great... Marlon in LF... Chavy in RF

Please fire Willie already.

metsalmon

Marlon is my favorite player but Willie should still get the hook.

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Busyman

The Lineup:

SS The Dance Machine
2B Luis Cohen
3B Sniffling Whispers
CF His Home Run Made Everything Okay
1B "**** you, Pay Me"
LF Proven Crap
C Sure he can't hit for crap. But look at how few wild pitches get past....damn it.
RF HE MADE THE CATCH!
P Upon further review, I think Pittsburgh made out well....FTT

Being as positive as I can be, half the line-up is an automatic out

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What is the MOFO saying about Busyman?

LAS VEGAS DAVE

As long as we're fishing for a victory... what the heck!