metman

4th Place, NY

After a horrendous series loss to the Arizona Diamondbacks, David Wright's normally calm demeanor turned dark as he violently double dunked 3 oreos at once, sending warnings to other glasses of milk everywhere.

"We've NEVER seen him this angry" quoted one glass of milk who remained to be anonymous. "I mean, maybe you get a 'golly shocks' or 'dangit....but to assault 3 oreos, spill milk and huff and puff the way he did...well, let's just say THIS glass of milk hopes to be in front of Delgado after another loss. I'll tell you that much"

Developing...

In other words, it's time for KO and Paulie to start creating headlines to lighten the mood. Take it away, fellers...

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SHUT Your FESTERING GOB...You TIT!

METSSC

I missed David's postgame interview. Did he tearily whisper his favorite dozen cliches again?

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

Busyman

*sniff* *whisper* *sniff* *whisper* *sniff* *whisper* *sniff* *whisper*

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angry caveman

This just in :

David Wright was seen smashing DVD's of the Andy Griffith show..and muttering..."Oh poo"...a lot.

Our intrepid reporter asked David why is he so mad.

"I'm out of Oreos and the milk is %2 fat free...I like regular milk....arghhhh".

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"I don’t have much of an appetite, thank you."

angry caveman

Also :


Moises Alou threw out his back and dislocated his shoulder by opening Goya Plantain Chips. He's going in for a MRI and listed as day to day.

Willy Randolph was heard to say, "I like his funk in trying to open up that bag of chips".

Omar said " Dang kid i love those chips, youknowwhatimsaying"?

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"I don’t have much of an appetite, thank you."

metman

David didn't whisper. He actually gave a full fledged audible golly shocks. Folks, the times are changing. I see a leader...

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SHUT Your FESTERING GOB...You TIT!

NickPapagiorgio

The impossible has happened. The fans of the NY Mets have turned against David Wright. I can't blame you guys.

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METSSC

We can all see on Wright's face that this losing is killing him. Some of the guys look like they could care less.

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

Mr. Met

No doubt he's been stinking up the place of late, but its probably because he is trying to do too much, as the rest of the team/management/ownership sleeps soundly. Over the long run, I'm not worried about David at all.

Bay Ridge Dave

I agree, but I wish he'd stop whispering during the post game interviews.

WTF is he afraid of that he doesn't want to speak up? If there is one guy on this team that the fans would give a pass if he called out the team, it would be him.

RkFast

Ive been against the Great White Dope and his navel gazing for some time now.

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Medfordian Slip

After the game, Wright immediately went to the local pub and began downing shots of Shirley Temples.

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Cramped, dirty, smelly...Yankee Stadium is every bit the dump Shea Stadium is, only with less room to move around. Good riddance to the House Steinbrenner rebuilt. Busyman

joshuahist

I hate the term "trying too hard". What the hell does that mean? Does that mean he is trying harder to do well? Does it mean he is trying so hard that he might spontaeously combust?

Talk about cliches...

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Sports Doctor

If you dont know what he means by "trying too hard" its apparent you never picked up a bat in your life. When you're struggling you try too hard to do it all, maybe, hit a home run or put pressure on oneself, instead of just focusing on the basics

joshuahist

Keep trying...

Was he not "trying too hard" last fall when the mets blew the division? Did he not think there was pressure? Is he "trying too hard" to hit a 5 run homerun? Please, that is one of the old cliches, just like maybe Wright should go take it "one game at a time" then he won't feel the "pressure" anymore.

He is a major league baseball player, who has been in much bigger spots than this. If hitting with the bases loaded with one out and a four run lead causes him to "try too hard", then maybe he needs to be shown the door.

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"Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits." - New York Mets Manager (1962-1965) Casey Stengel