The_Kings_of_Quit

Wow.

This is actually hilarious at this point. There are no jokes to be made any more.

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Mr. Met

Instead of an MRI.... They should use him as a delivery guy, and send him for Pizza. He'd be more useful in that position.

Bay Ridge Dave

That explains them calling up Aguila....

F*ck Alou.

METSSC

all kidding aside Ive never seen not heard of anyone being so injury prone. He really cant move without risking death

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

METSSC

is there any part of his body that alou hasnt injured? Ive never been blessed enough to play for pay but when I used to play for fun nothing stopped me from playing. I'm sick of this guy.

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

graves9

If anything happens to Chavy next you can find Cohen on a ledge somewhere. What a disgrace.

NickPapagiorgio

This may sound harsh but maybe despite all his old school tendencies, Alou is just a big pussy. Maybe we all think he is this warrior but what exactly do we have to base that on? The moment this guy has a twinge or a pull he is out 3 weeks. Maybe he should try playing through some of these things. If they did MRI it, I am sure it will show something and he will be gone another month.

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Bay Ridge Dave

If that is the case, pay him and send him home, or maybe find some sucker AL team that needs a DH. Either way, it's time to cut him loose. Enough is enough.

METSSC

SEE ABOVE

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

Gregory Gewirtz

In other news, the sky is blue.

Now the Mets might have even more time to stick someone with a .500 OPS in the corner OF spots in place of Alou and Church.

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graves9

Yet Hojo is on the hot seat because Delgado is done, Alou is always hurt and the team docs nearly killed Church.

NickPapagiorgio

Hojo is on the hot seat because the team sucks. If he wasn't an ex-Met no one would want to keep him. Sorry, I loved Hojo as a player and he probably is not the problem but he needs to be sent packing along with Willie and Peterson.

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KingOlerud

Alou stands in three drops of rain and he goes for an MRI. Church's head gets slammed into and bleeds all over the place, and they stick him on a four hour plane ride to Denver. You can't make this up.

METSSC

Omar has confidence in the Met medical staff

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

metman

"Alou stands in three drops of rain and he goes for an MRI. Church's head gets slammed into and bleeds all over the place, and they stick him on a four hour plane ride to Denver. You can't make this up."

THANK YOU!

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