Masters of Superiority

1) Why couldn't he have pitched THIS line last September 30th?

The Tigers optioned Willis to Lakeland of the Florida State League—and home to the Tigers’ spring training camp—a day after he matched a career high by giving eight earned runs on five walks and three hits in 1 1-3 innings against Cleveland.

2) Would the Mets EVER do this? I mean, they won't even send PELFREY down to AAA, where he belongs. Not to mention Perez and Heilman.

Tigers option Willis to Class A Lakeland - MLB - Yahoo! Sports

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"Here's the pitch, slow and straight...
All I have to do is swing and I'm a hero...
But I'm a zero..."

-- Weezer, "Perfect Situation"... and the 2008 Mets

METSSC

I'd take him to play in the outfield. The guy can hit.

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

ultramet

Actually he did. It was just that the Mrs. decided to give the Mets fans a big FU, since he knew he was headed back to Atlanta. Glavine was actually much worse than Dontrelle and Dontrelle pitched like $hit that day. Remember Fredi Gonzalez pulled him before he really imploded.

mets84

Obviously there wasn't much dancing in the AL Central.

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You ****ing knew it after reading that.

Gregory Gewirtz

Willis was demoted because he was hardly given a chance to pitch coming off his latest injury. The Tigers rushed him back without a proper rehab assignment and they're making up for it now. We'd rightly be cursing the Mets if they did something like this.

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Medfordian Slip

Willis' only chance may indeed be to pull an Ankiel....

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Cramped, dirty, smelly...Yankee Stadium is every bit the dump Shea Stadium is, only with less room to move around. Good riddance to the House Steinbrenner rebuilt. Busyman

METSSC

I think Alou just pulled an ankiel.

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

Busyman

Fixed.

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