El Duque...Remember Him?

metman · 05-27-2008, 07:35 PM

Is he on planet ****ing Earth? Is this the last year this jerk is on our roster? Did he suffer a hernia laughing all the way to the bank?

I mean, is he just so obviously out for the year that Omar and Chochas (TM) decided to hope the story just somehow goes away? Is he breathing? How old is he? Makes me sick. Anyway, what IS the latest news on him? There has to be some update, right?

Voodoo · 05-27-2008, 07:42 PM

He was getting ready to do some more rehab and then suddenly Boba Fett shows up, long story short, he's now frozen in carbonite.

metman · 05-27-2008, 07:43 PM

Oh bullshit, he probably just broke his jaw blowing Obi Wan. Typical Jay Horowitz spin job. Shame on you.

METSSC · 05-27-2008, 07:45 PM

This year he'll be fully healthy come playoff time.

Voodoo · 05-27-2008, 07:45 PM

Would you believe he's being stored in a crate next to the Ark of the Covenant? "I still remember the day they were building it", exclaimed El Duque.

No.1 · 05-27-2008, 07:51 PM

Where in the World is Das Boot?

Do we really want to know???

MrHat · 05-28-2008, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by No.1

Where in the World is Das Boot?

Do we really want to know???

Have you watched Pelfrey pitch this month? Forget old peg leg, Big Pelf is making me wonder what Lima time is up to.....

joshuahist · 05-28-2008, 11:41 AM

JMO, but Vargas has pitched better than Pelfrey and When (hahaha) Pedro comes back, Pelfrey needs to jump on a plane to NO.

Mojo · 05-28-2008, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshuahist

JMO, but Vargas has pitched better than Pelfrey and When (hahaha) Pedro comes back, Pelfrey needs to jump off a bridge.

fixed.

Medfordian Slip · 05-28-2008, 12:45 PM

Old or oft-injured players that can't be counted on:

Pedro - check

El Duque - check

Alou - check

Anderson - check

Valentin - check

Sanchez - TBD

Who'd I miss?

05-27-2008, 07:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
metman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,651	El Duque...Remember Him? Is he on planet **ing Earth? Is this the last year this jerk is on our roster? Did he suffer a hernia laughing all the way to the bank? I mean, is he just so obviously out for the year that Omar and Chochas (TM) decided to hope the story just somehow goes away? Is he breathing? How old is he? Makes me sick. Anyway, what IS the latest news on him? There has to be some update, right? __________________ SHUT Your FESTERING GOB...You TIT!**

05-27-2008, 07:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Voodoo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,394	He was getting ready to do some more rehab and then suddenly Boba Fett shows up, long story short, he's now frozen in carbonite. __________________ Anxiously awaiting Omar's brilliant offseason strategy

05-27-2008, 07:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
metman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,651	Oh bullshit, he probably just broke his jaw blowing Obi Wan. Typical Jay Horowitz spin job. Shame on you. __________________ SHUT Your FESTERING GOB...You TIT!

05-27-2008, 07:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
METSSC Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 8,671	This year he'll be fully healthy come playoff time. __________________ GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!! The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound. During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

05-27-2008, 07:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
Voodoo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,394	Would you believe he's being stored in a crate next to the Ark of the Covenant? "I still remember the day they were building it", exclaimed El Duque. __________________ Anxiously awaiting Omar's brilliant offseason strategy

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05-27-2008, 07:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
No.1 Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Home of a MLS Cup Finalist Posts: 5,437	Where in the World is Das Boot? Do we really want to know???

05-28-2008, 11:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
joshuahist Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 672	JMO, but Vargas has pitched better than Pelfrey and When (hahaha) Pedro comes back, Pelfrey needs to jump on a plane to NO.

05-28-2008, 12:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
Medfordian Slip Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Omar - please get a real bullpen and an outfielder Posts: 1,745	Old or oft-injured players that can't be counted on: Pedro - check El Duque - check Alou - check Anderson - check Valentin - check Sanchez - TBD Who'd I miss? __________________ Cramped, dirty, smelly...Yankee Stadium is every bit the dump Shea Stadium is, only with less room to move around. Good riddance to the House Steinbrenner rebuilt. Busyman

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