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04-08-2008, 12:45 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Flax Seed in my cereoooooo. Bowels screaminoooo
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|  Willie, Don Zimmer and Joe Torre.. Are all sitting on a bench. Who gets up first?
__________________ "To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists." Barack Obama It ain't socialism, it's his thug thizzle. |
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04-08-2008, 01:00 PM
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| Zimmer gets up first. The weight redistribution sends the two others toppling over backwards and rolling down a hill. Torre, jolted from his anemic stupor, walks away in disgust. Willie, dreaming he is on the tilt-a-whirl at Coney Island in 1965, just keeps rolling. |
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04-08-2008, 01:03 PM
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| If they are sitting on a bench at shea the bulldozers will be knocking down walls before those three even start to wiggle. Watching those three is like watching awakenings.
__________________ "To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists." Barack Obama It ain't socialism, it's his thug thizzle. |
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04-08-2008, 01:05 PM
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| Imagine if they got stuck with Mazzone as their pitching coach... They would want to kill him by the second inning of game one.
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04-08-2008, 01:06 PM
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04-08-2008, 01:35 PM
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| None can get up because Pedro first comes over and ***** slaps all three.
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04-08-2008, 02:02 PM
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| They'll sit there until Zimmer dies, which could be any second now...
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04-08-2008, 02:46 PM
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| Willie. He needs to check the sweetness of the champagne.
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