Omar Minaya is walking along...

KingOlerud · 04-08-2008, 09:36 AM

...and falls through a trap door. He ends up in a room with two windows and a door. The windows are made of bulletproof glass and the door is cemented shut. In the room with him is an icepick, a loaf of bread, a magic wand, Luis Castillo and a pair of maracas. What does he do?

Gregory Gewirtz · 04-08-2008, 10:16 AM

Omar gives Castillo a four-year deal.

Green Must Go · 04-08-2008, 10:19 AM

Was Omar chewing gum again?

kingdiggler · 04-08-2008, 10:47 AM

Omar thinks it's latin night at shea stadium

CVBTank · 04-08-2008, 10:52 AM

He trades the ice pick for two more maracas. Know what'm sayin'?

kingdiggler · 04-08-2008, 11:00 AM

he performs surgey on castillo by cutting his knees open with the icepick, replaces his kneecaps with the maracas. When castillo runs the bases we get a great latin beat. Omar sells this to the latin fan base and we forget about the 4 yr deal he signed because we like the beat when he runs.

Franco45 · 04-08-2008, 11:30 AM

Omar gives the door a smile and a thumbs up and the door suddenly opens.

mets84 · 04-08-2008, 11:38 AM

Realizing it's June, Omar uses the magic wand to turn Castillo into a cell phone so he can call Tony Bernazard and tell him to use the Mets' first round draft picks on the top college middle relievers in the country.

Omar then uses the wand to turn the cell phone into Julio Franco.

Green Must Go · 04-08-2008, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdiggler

he performs surgey on castillo by cutting his knees open with the icepick, replaces his kneecaps with the maracas. When castillo runs the bases we get a great latin beat. Omar sells this to the latin fan base and we forget about the 4 yr deal he signed because we like the beat when he runs.

Best. Response. Yet.

Busyman · 04-08-2008, 12:43 PM

Omar and Castillo fight over the loaf of bread. In the process the magic wand is broken. Since he still has good knees, Omar is able to reach the icepick and stabs Castillo to death. He eats the loaf of bread, but soon starves to death.

mets84 · 04-08-2008, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Omar and Castillo fight over the loaf of bread. In the process the magic wand is broken. Since he still has good knees, Omar is able to reach the icepick and stabs Castillo to death. He eats Castillo to steal his power, but finds it only consists of hitting 70-foot dribblers and filling up ice bags for his knees

Fixed!

KingOlerud · 04-08-2008, 01:01 PM

Did I mention that the loaf of bread is white.

Busyman · 04-08-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOlerud

Did I mention that the loaf of bread is white.

Quote:

Omar and Castillo fight over the loaf of bread. In the process the magic wand is broken. Since he still has good knees, Omar is able to reach the icepick and stabs Castillo to death. Upon finding that the bread is white, Omar refuses to eat it and starves to death.

Fixed.

mets84 · 04-08-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Omar and Castillo fight over the loaf of bread. In the process the magic wand is broken. Since he still has good knees, Omar is able to reach the icepick and stabs Castillo to death. Upon finding that the bread is white, Omar eats a couple of slices to keep things from being "too obvious," then starves to death.

Fixed again!

KingOlerud · 04-08-2008, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mets84

Fixed again!

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04-08-2008, 09:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
KingOlerud Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Met Hero, Luis Castillo Posts: 9,145	Omar Minaya is walking along... ...and falls through a trap door. He ends up in a room with two windows and a door. The windows are made of bulletproof glass and the door is cemented shut. In the room with him is an icepick, a loaf of bread, a magic wand, Luis Castillo and a pair of maracas. What does he do?

04-08-2008, 10:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Green Must Go Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Obama has his eye on your wallet Posts: 11,993	Was Omar chewing gum again? __________________ Obama's least favorite scripture: Even while we were with you, you gave you this rule: "Whoever does not work should not eat." - 2 Thes 3:10

04-08-2008, 10:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
kingdiggler Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Flax Seed in my cereoooooo. Bowels screaminoooo Posts: 4,368	Omar thinks it's latin night at shea stadium __________________ "To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists." Barack Obama It ain't socialism, it's his thug thizzle.

04-08-2008, 11:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
kingdiggler Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Flax Seed in my cereoooooo. Bowels screaminoooo Posts: 4,368	he performs surgey on castillo by cutting his knees open with the icepick, replaces his kneecaps with the maracas. When castillo runs the bases we get a great latin beat. Omar sells this to the latin fan base and we forget about the 4 yr deal he signed because we like the beat when he runs. __________________ "To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists." Barack Obama It ain't socialism, it's his thug thizzle.

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04-08-2008, 10:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
CVBTank Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 596	He trades the ice pick for two more maracas. Know what'm sayin'?

04-08-2008, 11:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
Franco45 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 444	Omar gives the door a smile and a thumbs up and the door suddenly opens.

04-08-2008, 11:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
mets84 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Down by 11 in the 9th inning Posts: 9,891	Realizing it's June, Omar uses the magic wand to turn Castillo into a cell phone so he can call Tony Bernazard and tell him to use the Mets' first round draft picks on the top college middle relievers in the country. Omar then uses the wand to turn the cell phone into Julio Franco.

04-08-2008, 01:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
KingOlerud Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Met Hero, Luis Castillo Posts: 9,145	Did I mention that the loaf of bread is white.

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