Willie Randolph wakes up...

KingOlerud · 04-07-2008, 11:10 AM

...in an empty room. The door is locked from the inside. In his pocket is a key that fits the lock. There is a handle on the door that opens it.

What does he do?

mets84 · 04-07-2008, 11:15 AM

"I've been in this room a long time, man. I've seen it all. That wall. That wall. That wall. That wall. And that wall."

"But Willie, that's five walls, and this is a square room."

"Man, what kind of question is that? If you never been in a room like this, never stared at these walls, you don't know what you're talking about. I'll be fine."

Bay Ridge Dave · 04-07-2008, 11:16 AM

Are they veteran walls? If not, Willie is not going to trust them...

Gregory Gewirtz · 04-07-2008, 11:20 AM

"That handle is no doorknob."

Monrovia Jeff · 04-07-2008, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOlerud

...in an empty room. The door is locked from the inside. In his pocket is a key that fits the lock. There is a handle on the door that opens it.

What does he do?

That's a trick question. Willie is never awake.

CharlieH · 04-07-2008, 12:39 PM

"You gotta respect the wall, man. The wall'll be good to you if you're good to the wall. I get a nice little rhythm goin', the handle won't be neccessary..."

JonathanArcher · 04-07-2008, 12:56 PM

I wish he would wake up in the middle of the Crimson Room - he would never get out...

FrankStylV7 · 04-07-2008, 01:30 PM

It all happens so fast....

Green Must Go · 04-07-2008, 01:43 PM

"I told the staff to store the champagne in this room. Where is it??"

FrankStylV7 · 04-07-2008, 01:58 PM

"that doorknob will be that much sweeter when I turn it...."

1994 · 04-07-2008, 02:03 PM

Willie can't open the door because the instructions are in spanish.

graves9 · 04-07-2008, 02:10 PM

Delgado has the instructions how to get out, but is too bored to show it to Steamboat.

CharlieH · 04-07-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by graves9

Delgado has the instructions how to get out, but is too bored to show it to Steamboat.

Nooooo. He won't show it to him because he hates America.

Green Must Go · 04-07-2008, 03:03 PM

Can we all just agree that the Mets are better off the longer Willie is locked in the room?

Gregory Gewirtz · 04-07-2008, 03:09 PM

Is there a phone with which he can call in the instruction "Get Sosa ready?"

04-07-2008, 11:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
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Bay Ridge Dave Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o Posts: 12,619	Are they veteran walls? If not, Willie is not going to trust them... Last edited by Bay Ridge Dave : 04-07-2008 at 11:24 AM.

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JonathanArcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 601	I wish he would wake up in the middle of the Crimson Room - he would never get out... __________________ A bad day behind a Nikon is still better than a good day behind a desk

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FrankStylV7 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Up your Mom's filthy snatch Posts: 6,888	It all happens so fast.... __________________ meta is meruder. sweete delivious mruedure.

04-07-2008, 01:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Green Must Go Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Obama has his eye on your wallet Posts: 11,993	"I told the staff to store the champagne in this room. Where is it??" __________________ Obama's least favorite scripture: Even while we were with you, you gave you this rule: "Whoever does not work should not eat." - 2 Thes 3:10

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04-07-2008, 11:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
mets84 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Down by 11 in the 9th inning Posts: 9,891	"I've been in this room a long time, man. I've seen it all. That wall. That wall. That wall. That wall. And that wall." "But Willie, that's five walls, and this is a square room." "Man, what kind of question is that? If you never been in a room like this, never stared at these walls, you don't know what you're talking about. I'll be fine."

04-07-2008, 01:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
FrankStylV7 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Up your Mom's filthy snatch Posts: 6,888	"that doorknob will be that much sweeter when I turn it...." __________________ meta is meruder. sweete delivious mruedure.

04-07-2008, 02:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
1994 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,829	Willie can't open the door because the instructions are in spanish.

04-07-2008, 02:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
graves9 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hard at work Posts: 5,475	Delgado has the instructions how to get out, but is too bored to show it to Steamboat.

04-07-2008, 03:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
Green Must Go Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Obama has his eye on your wallet Posts: 11,993	Can we all just agree that the Mets are better off the longer Willie is locked in the room? __________________ Obama's least favorite scripture: Even while we were with you, you gave you this rule: "Whoever does not work should not eat." - 2 Thes 3:10

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