KingOlerud

...is Pete Rose. How did we all miss it?

All this cheating really puts Rose's gambling and skulduggery into perspective, doesn't it?

mets84

I don't know if I agree, but you get points for usage of "skulduggery."

KingOlerud

I should hope you don't agree. Pete Rose deserves all he got and more. He's lower than every roider that ever roided, and demonstrates as much by swinging the Mitchell spotlight back onto himself.

METSSC

say "hall hopes helped" 3 times fast. That's almost as bad as "toy boat"

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

Voodoo

I saw that article. That's like someone who went to jail for robbing banks saying "Well, the murderers did something way worse than I did. They make me look good! If they aren't going to be set free, then I should!"

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Anxiously awaiting Omar's brilliant offseason strategy

freakzilla11

One day maybe he'll realize that opening his mouth is one of the reasons he continues to not be in the hall of fame.

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The_Kings_of_Quit

I think more than his mouth and his gamblings its' Pete's hair that has kept him out of the hall. Who the f*ck on earth could bronze that Herman's Hermit mullet he's got going on there, anyway?

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According to the McCain campaign, the Titanic announced today that the doomed ship "has the ocean right where she wants it."