A Festive Musical Interlude. - Page 3

KingOlerud · 12-17-2007, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChuckkieB

I must admit that this is actually quite funny!!!! Too bad you're a douchebag.

Who's the douchebag now...?

Busyman · 12-17-2007, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bay Ridge Dave

LOL

Someone forgot to switch screen names...

I thought for sure that this guy was Padrino. So much for my detective skills.

KingOlerud · 12-17-2007, 12:05 PM

Chuckkie Two K's
Sung to "Jingle Bell Rock"

Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's
Chuckkie's as sly as that co-worker guy
'Know what I'm sayin' is now on the run
Now the real fun has begun

Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's
Chuckkie's as dumb as a chewed stick of gum
Posting and mixing just two names around
He takes the imbecile crown

What a dim bulb, in that thick skull
To give your name away

Chuckkie B dull, his IQ null
Let's all give him another K
Go sign up again, pick another dumb name
But here's hoping Chuckkkkkkkie stays

Mumble and stutter your idiot name
Try and fool a few,
Like you're someone new,
That's the Chuckkie two...... K's

Wright 5 · 12-17-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOlerud

Chuckkie Two K's
Sung to "Jingle Bell Rock"

Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's
Chuckkie's as sly as that co-worker guy
'Know what I'm sayin' is now on the run
Now the real fun has begun

Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's
Chuckkie's as dumb as a chewed stick of gum
Posting and mixing just two names around
He takes the imbecile crown

What a dim bulb, in that thick skull
To give your name away

Chuckkie B dull, his IQ null
Let's all give him another K
Go sign up again, pick another dumb name
But here's hoping Chuckkkkkkkie stays

Mumble and stutter your idiot name
Try and fool a few,
Like you're someone new,
That's the Chuckkie two...... K's

Fantastic.

I am at home today so I actually got to sing this one. It makes it just that much better.

lgm6986 · 12-17-2007, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChuckkieB

I must admit that this is actually quite funny!!!!

It sure is.

DDPv6.0 · 12-17-2007, 01:52 PM

Oh no...

He's baaaack...

ChuckkieB · 12-17-2007, 03:01 PM

Wow, you f**kers are really quick with the screen grabs. That was up for all of 10 seconds. Well done. I've been outed. F'n cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, now that the cat's out of the bag, KO, YOU are still the douchebag. Must admit though, those songs ARE really funny! Damn you all!!!!!

CharlieH · 12-18-2007, 08:32 AM

Omar-cita
Donde esta Santana Claus?
Donde esta Santana Claus?
And the throws that he will heave?

Omar-cita
Donde esta Santana Claus?
I look for him because
It's Christmas Eve

I know that it will take some prospects
But maybe he's not far away
So throw all the guys in like objects
Hoping the Twins will look this way

I hope you won't forget
To improve the New York Mets
And to the youngsters say
Bye Pelfrey, bye Humber
Bye Gomez, bye Guerra

Ole
Ole
OLE!

Omar-cita
Donde esta Santana Claus?
Oh where is Santana Claus?
It's Christmas Eve

Alright, Omar-cita, I go sleep now...

KingOlerud · 12-20-2007, 01:23 PM

Omar Sells
Sung to "Jingle Bells"

Making no big moves
After a horrible season
All it does is prove
The Mets really think they're done
Minaya's cell phone rings
They are calling back
He's ordered a plate of rooster wings
And a five piece taco rack

Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
A giant load of crap
Wilpon keeps his money safe
And Willie takes a nap
Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
Another guy with a z
One Carlos, two Carlos
F*ck it, make it three

Omar's got a pen
He's writing out a check
He's buying three sombreros
And some maracas he can "sheck"
Johan Santana's good
But he's no Kyle Lohse
Remember it's the outfielder
That improves the pitching most

Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
Every time he speaks
2007 was an awesome year
Except for those two weeks
Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
The offseason's near complete
The whites and blacks are going fast
He's getting us athletes

Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
Delgado is the man
You'll get more catches and home runs
From an empty tin trashcan
Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells
Tix are going fast
Just remember these five words
Oh Seven is the past

Paulie Cee · 12-20-2007, 01:39 PM

Zinter Wonderland

"The pitching's set," are you listening,
Can't trade Reyes, he's still glistening
The minors are lit,
with triple-A sh*t.
Watching in a Zinter wonderland.

Other teams, hype their young guys,
On the Mets, they're rookie fungi
Expose them too long,
To trade away for a song,
Watching in a Zinter wonderland.

In the mezzanine I see an old man,
pretending that he's talking on a phone
Does he realize now we really blow, man ?
He really should get off Minaya's bone

Come on MOFO, we'll conspire,
The blacks and whites, Omar should hire
But he'll be unfazed,
"No habla ingles,"
Watching in a Zinter wonderland.

Bay Ridge Dave · 12-20-2007, 01:43 PM

CLASSIC

KingOlerud · 12-20-2007, 01:52 PM

Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful

Oh, come, all ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant!
Oh, come ye, oh, come ye to Flushing Meadows;
Come and behold him
Born the king of angels:
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Kyle The Lohse.

Highest, most holy,
Light of light eternal,
Born of a virgin,
A mortal he comes;
Son of the Father
Now in flesh appearing!
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Kyle The Lohse.

Sing, choirs of angels,
Sing in exultation,
Sing, all ye citizens of heaven above!
Glory to God
In the highest:
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Kyle The Lohse.

Yea, Lohse, we greet thee,
Born this happy morning;
Kyle, to thee be glory given!
Word of the Father,
Now in flesh appearing!
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Oh, come, let us adore him,
Kyle The Lohse.

Mojo · 12-20-2007, 02:32 PM

Padrino (to the tune of Let it Snow)

Though his lunatic visions were frightful
And pics of scat porn not so delightful
He was the best fan on the MOFO
Padrino, Padrino, Padrino

He never shows signs of stopping-
MLB headquarters he was mopping
He works for them, you know
Padrino, Padrino, Padrino

When a bad fan says "yea right"
Padrino will weather the storm
Padrino will show them the light
An oath to Wilpon he has sworn

Forum morale is slowly dying
But Padrino won't stop trying
One day we'll all eat crow
Padrino, Padrino, Padrino

DDPv6.0 · 12-20-2007, 03:00 PM

It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Spring Training: The Sh*tty Remix

It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Training
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look at Jose Reyes, shining once again
With Wright's smile and Beltran's crutches aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Training
Sighs in ev'ry abode
But the ugliest sight to see are the Mets that will be
Waiting to explode

Eighty-one sell outs and Colon-Sanchez workouts
Is the wish of Jeff and CEO;
Players that won't talk and batters that will walk
Is the hope of Willie and HoJo;
And all the disillusioned fans can hardly wait for the season to start again.
It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Training
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a piece of crap on first base, one behind the plate as well,
The smelly kind that doesn't care if they blow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Spring Training;
Soon the games will start,
And the thing that will make them stop is the collapse that's waiting
Like a big gigantic fart.

lgm6986 · 12-20-2007, 03:59 PM

Probably cause it's Christmas and I'm feeling all gooey, but I feel compelled to express my MOFO man love to all you guys.

Today was one of the worst days I've had in a long time, but reading this thread actually made it a lot better. Great stuff.

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12-17-2007, 12:05 PM	#33 (permalink)
KingOlerud Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 11,054	Chuckkie Two K's Sung to "Jingle Bell Rock" Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's Chuckkie's as sly as that co-worker guy 'Know what I'm sayin' is now on the run Now the real fun has begun Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two, Chuckkie two K's Chuckkie's as dumb as a chewed stick of gum Posting and mixing just two names around He takes the imbecile crown What a dim bulb, in that thick skull To give your name away Chuckkie B dull, his IQ null Let's all give him another K Go sign up again, pick another dumb name But here's hoping Chuckkkkkkkie stays Mumble and stutter your idiot name Try and fool a few, Like you're someone new, That's the Chuckkie two...... K's

12-17-2007, 03:01 PM	#37 (permalink)
ChuckkieB Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: knowwhatimsayin?? Posts: 315	Wow, you f**kers are really quick with the screen grabs. That was up for all of 10 seconds. Well done. I've been outed. F'n cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, now that the cat's out of the bag, KO, YOU are still the douchebag. Must admit though, those songs ARE really funny! Damn you all!!!!!

12-20-2007, 01:23 PM	#39 (permalink)
KingOlerud Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 11,054	Omar Sells Sung to "Jingle Bells" Making no big moves After a horrible season All it does is prove The Mets really think they're done Minaya's cell phone rings They are calling back He's ordered a plate of rooster wings And a five piece taco rack Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells A giant load of crap Wilpon keeps his money safe And Willie takes a nap Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells Another guy with a z One Carlos, two Carlos F*ck it, make it three Omar's got a pen He's writing out a check He's buying three sombreros And some maracas he can "sheck" Johan Santana's good But he's no Kyle Lohse Remember it's the outfielder That improves the pitching most Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells Every time he speaks 2007 was an awesome year Except for those two weeks Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells The offseason's near complete The whites and blacks are going fast He's getting us athletes Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells Delgado is the man You'll get more catches and home runs From an empty tin trashcan Oh, Omar sells, Omar sells Tix are going fast Just remember these five words Oh Seven is the past

12-20-2007, 01:39 PM	#40 (permalink)
Paulie Cee Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Well, we'll know in a month, you miserable shitstain. Posts: 6,592	Zinter Wonderland "The pitching's set," are you listening, Can't trade Reyes, he's still glistening The minors are lit, with triple-A sh*t. Watching in a Zinter wonderland. Other teams, hype their young guys, On the Mets, they're rookie fungi Expose them too long, To trade away for a song, Watching in a Zinter wonderland. In the mezzanine I see an old man, pretending that he's talking on a phone Does he realize now we really blow, man ? He really should get off Minaya's bone Come on MOFO, we'll conspire, The blacks and whites, Omar should hire But he'll be unfazed, "No habla ingles," Watching in a Zinter wonderland.

12-20-2007, 01:43 PM	#41 (permalink)
Bay Ridge Dave Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Noneya! Posts: 17,754	CLASSIC

12-20-2007, 01:52 PM	#42 (permalink)
KingOlerud Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 11,054	Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful Oh, come, all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant! Oh, come ye, oh, come ye to Flushing Meadows; Come and behold him Born the king of angels: Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Kyle The Lohse. Highest, most holy, Light of light eternal, Born of a virgin, A mortal he comes; Son of the Father Now in flesh appearing! Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Kyle The Lohse. Sing, choirs of angels, Sing in exultation, Sing, all ye citizens of heaven above! Glory to God In the highest: Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Kyle The Lohse. Yea, Lohse, we greet thee, Born this happy morning; Kyle, to thee be glory given! Word of the Father, Now in flesh appearing! Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Kyle The Lohse.

12-20-2007, 03:59 PM	#45 (permalink)
lgm6986 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,271	Probably cause it's Christmas and I'm feeling all gooey, but I feel compelled to express my MOFO man love to all you guys. Today was one of the worst days I've had in a long time, but reading this thread actually made it a lot better. Great stuff.

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