metman

Tampa (AP) — In a surprising offseason for the Yankees that has led to the departure of Joe Torre, Don Mattingly and Alex Rodriguez, there is another important Yankee about to be shown the door; God

"He hasn't performed up to his expecations. I have reason to believe he's not committed as we are to win a championship for our good fans in the Bronx.

If God doesn't want to miracle his ass for our benefit through the act of homers being stolen from the stands, foul balls that bounce fair, injuries to key players or Derek Jeter 317 foot home runs, then it's clear he is not serious about representing this team. He doesn't understand what a privilege it is to play for us."

God's agent declined comment but industry sources say that God was let down by the news.

"He's not taking it well" said Bill Medford, a close associate to God and all knowing baseball expert.

When asked if God refused to return to the Yankees if given a 2nd chance, Bill replied "I DID NOT SAY THAT!"

However, talking to team officials and other executives, it seems clear that the Yankees are going to have to move on from their association to God and re-consider bringing back Satan.

When asked if they are in negotiations to bring him back, George Steinbrenner replied "Gabba gabba goo bibido?" and then fell asleep

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MetfanBren

Rob Neyer has already dubbed the two arse-hat kids The Steinbrothers. I think it's a name that will make things a lot less confusing over the years. They are supposed to have different roles, but so far they've been equally stupid with comments to the press. Jeffie "We're disappointed in everyone (on September 15th)," Wilpon is probably a big fan of theirs...

NickPapagiorgio

These two assclowns make Jeffie boy look like a genius.

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