FrankStylV7

For the younguns - Paul Harvey is this old dude that tells an interesting story that usually has an odd final twist to it. He'd tell the first half, pause or read a commercial break, and then say "the rest of the story".

I'm done holding this badboy close to the chest.

Ready?? Here goes -

My friend is dating a Kansas City Royal.


What's the twist??


Huh?


Guessed it yet???


Wait for it---------------------


My friend is a guy.

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swataz

And that's....the REST of the story. I used to love that guy's stories.

Although, Frank...you left out the most important part...

Which Royal...and I know, although it makes sense not to divulge the name, you are just DYING to... heheh

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Elias

The whistle in his voice seems to draw you closer to the radio, and annoy you all at the same time. It is almost like "accidentally" clicking on alternative porn.

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FrankStylV7

I am TOTALLY dying inside, but I won't let my friend literally be responsible for the downfall of an entire baseball franchise.

There has never been a guy come out of the closet while his baseball career was still active. Don't be surprised if this dude is the first, they aren't doing a really great job of anonymity.....

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CVBTank

I knew there was a reason we traded Bannister...

Neu-IndustrialMets57

****in eh lol

Your like that hot chick who does a striptease only to ****ing stop midway..

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Green Must Go

That franchise isn't already downfell?

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Voodoo

Damn, I missed being able to make that joke by a little more than 15 minutes heh.

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Green Must Go

I'm hoping this is in no way tied to the three-way thread....

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Onda7

Your "friend", huh?

FrankStylV7

Seriously - what do you think The Sporting News, OUT or The Advocate would pay for pictures of these two getting "affectionate"? (not talking as far as "goin' all the way". A$$holes.)

I'd be tempted if it was in the 5 digits....

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Sports Doctor

How about a hint, is he a P or a position player, vet or rookie

FrankStylV7

I can't. But I'm starting to feel like the virgin on prom night starting to waiver after too much heavy petting....

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Neu-IndustrialMets57

could ya atleast send it via pm then

****ing hussy tease

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I pushed the button and elected elected him to office and a He pushed the button and he dropped the bomb. You pushed the button and could watch it on the television Those mother****ers didn't last too long

Well I used to stand for something, Now I'm on my hands and knees, Trading in my god for this one And he signs his name with a capital G

Green Must Go

It's the Royals. Does anyone care?

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