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| Glavine's baseball wardrobe?
__________________ GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!! The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound. During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly. |
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| The Mets should be forced to wear one of these two uniforms in 2008: ![]() ![]()
__________________ Obama's least favorite scripture: Even while we were with you, you gave you this rule: "Whoever does not work should not eat." - 2 Thes 3:10 |
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| And all women attending Mets games should be required to wear this: ![]()
__________________ Obama's least favorite scripture: Even while we were with you, you gave you this rule: "Whoever does not work should not eat." - 2 Thes 3:10 |
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| True - probably almost no women at Shea have that body.
__________________ Obama's least favorite scripture: Even while we were with you, you gave you this rule: "Whoever does not work should not eat." - 2 Thes 3:10 |
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Most women that attend games have that body hidden under two others that are attached to each hip.
__________________ "But why is the rum gone???" | |
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| I'd give up sex for a year if God would let me **** Alyssa Milano for a weekend. Hear THAT God? Ya wanna get me to quit cheating for a WHOLE YEAR?????
__________________ "The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum." - Havelock Ellis |
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| Sorry Frank - I'd have to bet against you on this one. Maybe a month. Tops.
__________________ Obama's least favorite scripture: Even while we were with you, you gave you this rule: "Whoever does not work should not eat." - 2 Thes 3:10 |
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