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Old 10-22-2007, 11:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2007, 11:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Glavine's baseball wardrobe?
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Yeah. "Tanks".
 
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The Mets should be forced to wear one of these two uniforms in 2008:



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And all women attending Mets games should be required to wear this:

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I don't know man, I've seen some UGLY ass women at Shea.
 
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lol you sure you want that? Most women who attend met games dont have that body
 
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lol you sure you want that? Most women who attend met games dont have that body
True - probably almost no women at Shea have that body.
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If Glavine had a chest like that, he'd never leave the shower.
 
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lol you sure you want that? Most women who attend met games dont have that body
He's right.
Most women that attend games have that body hidden under two others that are attached to each hip.
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DAMN !

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I'd give up sex for a year if God would let me **** Alyssa Milano for a weekend.

Hear THAT God? Ya wanna get me to quit cheating for a WHOLE YEAR?????
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I like Alyssa. But...her? Is she dating a Met now? Didn't she already do the NL East and West. Shouldn't she go for the Central.
 
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Hear THAT God? Ya wanna get me to quit cheating for a WHOLE YEAR?????
Sorry Frank - I'd have to bet against you on this one. Maybe a month. Tops.
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