UPennPete

Hey dudes and dudettes has it been like a totally weird season or what. I just got home from a party that started last Friday and I'm a little bit sh*tfaced so you'll have to excuse me or whatever. A bud of mine taught me that if you siphon gas from a Ford Taurus and mix it with Jager you can get a really nice buzz going so that's what's happening right now.

I'll tell you what, tho. The emergency room is like a totally f*cked up place. My friend had to go there at like two in the morning and we ran into a few skank fans and they were giving us all kinds of crap about how the Mets were tanking and how we were shirtless and dizzy and slurring most of our words. F*ck them and f*ck their dumb bleeding. They kept trying to cut us and I kept telling them to stay in line and just wait their turn. I swear we almost all came to blows but in the end it was totally cool. Me and my buds would have def. laid the smack down on the guy with the massive leg injury if we had to. He shut his little b*tch face up just in time.

We got the last laugh on all those clowns though with the big win over the Nats last night. I keep telling all my buds not to worry. My friend in intensive care who had his stomach pumped from being so totally wasted was trying to tell me that the Mets were in trouble this year and I kept telling that dude to shut the hell up with that bullsh*t. Idiot. He can def. act like a total jerk sometimes.

Ok. I'm headed out to the bars in a little while I just wanted to check in with my peeps while I could totally still see straight and stuff. If you're down with what I'm saying. Dude. Gotta go catch my train. Laters.

lgm6986

F*CK-ING A. I swear by God I was just thinking yesterday before the game, why I can't possibly say, that UPennPete would snap the Mets out of this. This is def. a sign. The Mets are going all the way.