The Official MOFO Rally Thread...

[KingOlerud]

Ok. This is it. It's time to think of something funny to say and post it here. Perhaps it's a joke you heard. Or maybe you have an old picture of UConnMike or Old Man Phone or Sternberg laying around that you'd like to see in lights. Maybe Frank has a really great coke story. Wait... what do I mean "maybe"? Perhaps you saw something awful happen to a Yankee fan once and can recall it in glorious detail.

Whatever it is you've got, this is the thread to rally around each other like we're all the biggest pals ever. This is the thread to come together and reminisce about the good times, even if the good times were only three weeks ago. This is the thread where Bill is known strictly as "Rey". Where splits and coffee are respected for their timeless wisdom. Where everyone, even Chuck, has a voice that needs to be heard.

Where everything Floyd says makes perfect sense and I agree with it 100%. Where Hojo of 1991 makes me laugh with him and never acts even a little bit dopey. Where Paulie Cee actually shows up once in a while. Where NeilAllen finally chooses between the pinball machine, the Titanic, and the Hindenburg. Where SC still doesn't like Delgado, but he never gets brought up and everything is fine. This is the thread where we all change our handle to something ending in "drino". For example, I become Il KOdrino. Nick becomes Il Nickdrino. Then there's Il Gm6986drino and Il The Hag Has Balls Drino. It's all very clever and you get the point.

Let's not be like our team, all divisive and bitey. Let's show everyone it's possible to stick together when the going gets rough. We all want our team to win. So for one thread, let's be of one mind. We may be a bunch of losers in our own right, but dammit we're the MOFO.........

[Green Must Go]

Originally Posted by KingOlerud

We may be a bunch of losers in our own right, but dammit we're the MOFO.........

LMAO!

"Photoshop......engage"

[Mr. Met]

Originally Posted by Green Must Go

LMAO!

"Photoshop......engage"

You really should change your handle to Bullpen Must Go, or Willie Must Go or 2007 Season Must Go . Green is the least of our problems right now

[Hojo of 1991]

Il Hojino will rally around your cause for once. Maybe even get you to "laugh with me".

[lgm6986]

I'm in.

[KingOlerud]

Originally Posted by Hojo of 1991

Il Hojino will rally around your cause for once. Maybe even get you to "laugh with me".

Ok. That movie is still friggin' hysterical.

[KingOlerud]

Time to play "Find the Old Man With the Phone" (he's in there):

[CharlieH]

From CharlieHino, a rallying joke from the "Sure! It Could Happen!" Dept.:

A man owes the IRS $10,000.

He only has $5,000 in the bank.

At the end of his rope and facing sure imprisonment, he drops to his knees and prays to God.

"Lord," he says, "Please guide me in your way out of this mess. Whatever you tell me to do, I'll do. Thy will be done."

God says, "Take the $5,000 and fly to Las Vegas."

The man says, "Are you sure?"

God says, "Take the $5,000 and fly to Las Vegas."

The man says, "OK, Lord. Thy will be done."

So he flies to Vegas. As the man is walking out of the airport, the man looks to the sky and says, "OK, Lord. Now what?"

God says, "Go to the Mandalay Bay."

The man says, "Thy will be done."

So he walks into Mandalay Bay and God says, "Go play blackjack."

So the man goes to the first table he sees and looks to the ceiling. God says, "Let it all ride."

So the man cashes in his remaining money and pushes all his chips in.

First 2 cards are a deuce and a 5.

God, says "Hit!"

The man mutters, "No kidding."

Next card is a jack: 17

God says, "Hit!"

The man looks up and says, "Are you sure?"

God, says "Hit!"

The man says, "OK, Lord. Thy will be done."

Next card is an ace: 18

God says, "Hit!"

The man looks up and says, "Really?"

God, says "Hit!"

The man says, "OK, Lord. Thy will be done."

Next card is another ace: 19

God says, "Hit!"

The man looks up and says, "You're kidding, right?"

God, says "Hit!"

The man says, "OK, Lord. Thy will be done."

Next card is another ace: 20

God says, "Hit!"

The man looks up and says, "What??? Come on!"

God, says "Hit!"

The man says, "OK, Lord. Thy will be done."

Next card is the last ace: 21

God says, "Unfukkinbelievable!"

[Mets bs]

Anyone have the lyrics to American Mike?

I still chuckle out of nowhere every once and a while about Noah collecting used tampons in the back of his Tonka trucks.

[Green Must Go]

Originally Posted by Mets bs

Anyone have the lyrics to American Mike?

I still chuckle out of nowhere every once and a while about Noah collecting used tampons in the back of his Tonka trucks.

The good old days and extremely funny threads. Absolutely genious stuff.

[FrankStylV7]

How I Got My Screen Name - by Il FrankStylrino

I was "friends" with a husband and wife that lived near my townhouse at the time. Actually, the wife was one of my employees, but they had a hot tub, a pool and he was an excellent barbecuer, so what the hell....

His son, her stepson, (a 16 year old with raging hormones and a low self image) looked up to me a great deal. Coming to Kansas from New York I had a midnight blue Dodge Stealth RT (1994) and wore clothes that wouldn't reach the Kansas "fashion scenes" until at least 5-6 years later. I took him to ballgames at Kauffman Stadium and Arrowhead. He called me "Frank Style"....

Thing is - I was doing his step mom. Wickedly. In the kid's Dad's bed.

Bottom line - I got my nickname from the kid of a guy whose wife I was plowing when neither of them were around.

[Hojo of 1991]

Originally Posted by FrankStylV7

How I Got My Screen Name - by Il FrankStylrino

I was "friends" with a husband and wife that lived near my townhouse at the time. Actually, the wife was one of my employees, but they had a hot tub, a pool and he was an excellent barbecuer, so what the hell....

His son, her stepson, (a 16 year old with raging hormones and a low self image) looked up to me a great deal. Coming to Kansas from New York I had a midnight blue Dodge Stealth RT (1994) and wore clothes that wouldn't reach the Kansas "fashion scenes" until at least 5-6 years later. I took him to ballgames at Kauffman Stadium and Arrowhead. He called me "Frank Style"....

Thing is - I was doing his step mom. Wickedly. In the kid's Dad's bed.

Bottom line - I got my nickname from the kid of a guy whose wife I was plowing when neither of them were around.

LMAO

[86mets]

Perfect spot for the Belushi rally call from Animal House..

[CharlieH]

Originally Posted by FrankStylV7

Bottom line - I got my nickname from the kid of a guy whose wife I was plowing when neither of them were around.

Color me unsurprised.

[Mr. Met]

Originally Posted by 86mets

Perfect spot for the Belushi rally call from Animal House..

Yup !