Gregory Gewirtz

Seriously, the Mets should find someone outside of the organization a little better than Dave Williams to make a start or two in El Duque's place if the Mets plan to keep Pelfrey in the rotation and if they plan on keeping a si-man rotation.

http://www.metsblog.com/

...posted by Matthew Cerrone...

Though he can continue to work out, the Mets have told reporters that Orlando Hernandez will not be able to start for the Mets until at least the final week of September, while wearing a boot designed to relieve pressure and pain from a bunion and tendon in his right foot.

…bunions…arthritis…jeez, get this guy a cane…

…well, look, if he can’t pitch in a game before the end of the month, and he’s unable to run and keep in total shape, guess what, he’s not going to be ready for the playoffs…unreal…un…real…

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METSSC

Good thing willie was using him as a pinch runner(twice) while he was still "healthy"

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

Bay Ridge Dave

I see the Mets hired Dr. Scholl....

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metman

What a ****ing joke he is. Just set the rotation as Pedro/Glavine/Perez/Maine and get it over with already. Tired of this guy...

Hojo of 1991

Basically, El Duque = Mumra from Thundercats

Rey-YES

Why not? As long as he pitches one game (which, of course, would be after he's running again), the outcome of that game will determine his readiness. If he goes 6+, allowing 1 or 2 runs, he's ready. If he's shelled in the 4th, he's not. Then it's pen or bench for the DS, with Smith moving into the pen if Duque can't.

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TPFKABM

NeilAllen

I cannot IMAGINE the Mets are going to keep up this ridiculous 6 man thing if the pressure remains constant over the next 2 weeks. Dave Williams pitching for the season. My GOD.

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Led, the Revenge

Great, now I'm going to be watching to see if his eyes glow. Thanks, you wanker.

15 Day DL Alou

I have not laughed that hard in months!