The Hag Has Balls

After all of the ass hatery I have witnessed the last few games, I still think that the sheer stupidity of Captain Ass Hat Willie on Friday night-- when he REFUSED to try a squeeze play in the bottom of the 8th-- opened up the floodgates to this deluge of sh*t.

Imagine, you have one of the fastest men in baseball on third base (Gomez); you have one of the best bunters in baseball at the plate (Castillo). How in the name of God do you not at least TRY a suicide squeeze at that point to put you in the lead going into the 9th inning?

And this is NOT 20/20 hindsight! I was sitting at Shea that night with my dad and we were both saying how Willie has to call for the squeeze.

But as we all know, Captain Ass Hat continued to forget he was not sitting next to his nose picking mentor in the American League and let "the babe" swing away and strike out. The rest is misery.

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KingOlerud

Willie wouldn't squeeze an orange if he needed juice.

SI Metman

Castillo is a great contact hitter. Willie was hoping he'd hit it anywhere and score Gomez. Just so happened he didn't make contact in that at bat.

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METSSC

Come on you cant blame willie, it all happened too fast

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

SI Metman

he's channeling Bobby V circa 1999 with the last season meltdown. We'll back in to the playoffs at the last minute I tells ya.

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mets84

eh, if he called for the squeeze it just woulda gotten ****ed up somehow.

METSSC

you think there's a player on the team that even knows the sign for it? Assuming there is a sign for it

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

1994

Torre doesn't like the squeeze...Oops, did I say Torre?

Green Must Go

Gomez would have misinterpreted the signs and ran back to second base.

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