Beltran's Latest Percentages LOL

The_Kings_of_Quit · 08-08-2007, 02:47 AM

Ok, this is getting f*cking hysterical now...

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?...=.jsp&c_id=nym

NEW YORK -- The Mets' Carlos Beltran is inching closer to a return to center field.

Beltran worked out Tuesday for the first time since straining his left oblique, and he could be ready to come off the disabled list by week's end. He ran, played catch and hit for the first time since the injury, and -- for the most part -- felt normal.

"Running and playing catch was fine," Beltran said. "But we weren't going crazy out there. It's the first day since I got hurt that I'm capable of doing work."

The problem was hitting. Beltran said he felt about 75 percent swinging from the left side, but only 50 percent from the right side after a session of soft toss. He'll take batting practice for the first time Wednesday, and plans on taking hacks from both sides of the plate.

METSSC · 08-08-2007, 07:24 AM

I dont know whether to laugh or cry. ok ok I laughed

NickPapagiorgio · 08-08-2007, 08:26 AM

That new avatar is fantastic. Beltran is and continues to be a pussy. We won't see him for another week.

Green Must Go · 08-08-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Kings_of_Quit

NEW YORK -- The Mets' Carlos Beltran is inching closer to a return to center field.

So he's what, in Manhattan now?

KingOlerud · 08-08-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Kings_of_Quit

Beltran said he felt about 75 percent swinging from the left side, but only 50 percent from the right side after a session of soft toss.

Splitzy says that puts him at 62.5 percent.

Green Must Go · 08-08-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by KingOlerud

Splitzy says that puts him at 62.5 percent.

That depends - he may have more AB from one side versus the other.

metman · 08-08-2007, 11:32 AM

Don't be fooled. His percentages are always lower in Shea.

Long Island Met · 08-08-2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by metman

Don't be fooled. His percentages are always lower in Shea.

And even lower with men on base and 2 outs.

RkFast · 08-08-2007, 11:52 AM

When beating off using his left hand, he comes in less than two minutes 45.5% of the time. From the right, its 35.23454%.

When using porn to beat off, its 67.55445% from the left, 45.45455% from the right.

When thinking about the chick he saw at the bar a few hours before bed, its 55.5556% from the left, 76.55454% from the right.

When thinking about one of those excercise commercials with the chicks in spandex, 43.534343434343556% from the left, 33.55454545454% from the right.

When picturing the chick on the cover of "Shape" magazine he saw on display at the supermarket while he was checking out, 34.45345345345345353% from the left, 45.436536546464564555454% from the right.

mets84 · 08-08-2007, 12:08 PM

Wow... I read what he said, and what popped into my mind?

"We are not seeing him again this year."

Bay Ridge Dave · 08-08-2007, 12:24 PM

I'm sick of Beltran and his percentages.

Far as I am concerned he can take those percentages and stick it.

Clubber Lang · 08-08-2007, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mets84

Wow... I read what he said, and what popped into my mind?

"We are not seeing him again this year."

Don't go overreacting now... he'll be back.

Green Must Go · 08-08-2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RkFast

When thinking about the chick he saw at the bar a few hours before bed, its 55.5556% from the left, 76.55454% from the right.

How do we know it's a chick?

graves9 · 08-08-2007, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bay Ridge Dave

I'm sick of Beltran and his percentages.

Far as I am concerned he can take those percentages and stick it.

You ripping Pusstran have knocked his percentages down 10% thanks alot.

Green Must Go · 08-08-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by graves9

You ripping Pusstran have knocked his percentages down 10% thanks alot.

Two more weeks on the DL now!

08-08-2007, 02:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
The_Kings_of_Quit Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,038	Beltran's Latest Percentages LOL Ok, this is getting fcking hysterical now... http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?...=.jsp&c_id=nym NEW YORK -- The Mets' Carlos Beltran is inching closer to a return to center field. Beltran worked out Tuesday for the first time since straining his left oblique, and he could be ready to come off the disabled list by week's end. He ran, played catch and hit for the first time since the injury, and -- for the most part -- felt normal. "Running and playing catch was fine," Beltran said. "But we weren't going crazy out there. It's the first day since I got hurt that I'm capable of doing work." The problem was hitting. Beltran said he felt about 75 percent swinging from the left side, but only 50 percent from the right side after a session of soft toss.* He'll take batting practice for the first time Wednesday, and plans on taking hacks from both sides of the plate. __________________ According to the McCain campaign, the Titanic announced today that the doomed ship "has the ocean right where she wants it."

08-08-2007, 07:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
METSSC Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 8,643	I dont know whether to laugh or cry. ok ok I laughed __________________ GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!! The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound. During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

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08-08-2007, 11:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
metman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,611	Don't be fooled. His percentages are always lower in Shea.

08-08-2007, 11:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
RkFast Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,139	When beating off using his left hand, he comes in less than two minutes 45.5% of the time. From the right, its 35.23454%. When using porn to beat off, its 67.55445% from the left, 45.45455% from the right. When thinking about the chick he saw at the bar a few hours before bed, its 55.5556% from the left, 76.55454% from the right. When thinking about one of those excercise commercials with the chicks in spandex, 43.534343434343556% from the left, 33.55454545454% from the right. When picturing the chick on the cover of "Shape" magazine he saw on display at the supermarket while he was checking out, 34.45345345345345353% from the left, 45.436536546464564555454% from the right.

08-08-2007, 12:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
mets84 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Down by 11 in the 9th inning Posts: 9,858	Wow... I read what he said, and what popped into my mind? "We are not seeing him again this year."

08-08-2007, 12:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bay Ridge Dave Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o Posts: 12,481	I'm sick of Beltran and his percentages. Far as I am concerned he can take those percentages and stick it.

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