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Carlosama. Hands down. No player is causing as much damage to this team on a day in day out basis. He should bat 7th. This is no longer a "slow start" , this is an off year.

Could he be following in the footsteps of Gilkey, Bonilla, Vaughn, Alomar and Baerga...? I hope not...but it's looking more andmore like it.

15 Day DL Alou

how you have lumped this group of players together is beyond me, Delgado is not performing without question, but with the exception of Gilkey (which was hugely unexpected) and Bonilla the others did not have a year of output like Delgado did in 2006.

That is in the past now and he needs to rebound in a big way, but Vaughn, Alomar nor Baerga ever contributed to anything, and the first and last were DOA.

METSSC

LVP standings

delgarbage
McNobody
flintstone
showensuck

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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!

The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.

During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly.

15 Day DL Alou

The Mole is going to slowly creep into second as he does his bes 2005 baseball card. Especially with Newhan gone.

Green Must Go

DelGarbage does have the ability to carry the team. Right now he can't carry his own jockstrap.

metman

He couldn't carry a deadly strain of TB even if Osama injected it into his ass himself.

Voodoo

The solution is always the simple one that you never think of. He probably has all of his bats unknowingly set to "unclutch" mode instead of "clutch." He'll catch on eventually and have a hearty chuckle about this.

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graves9

And let's not forget the Mole's wonderful defense, afterall another ball that should have been caught drops in last night because he's on the warning track with Juan ****ing Pierre up!

Green Must Go

It's like playing in a co-ed softball game, and a girl (or lame guy) comes up to bat and everyone yells to the outfielders "move in".

Paulie Cee

The Bassmaster beats the Carlosama. At least The Jackal swings at strike three. Moletran sleeps right through it.

lgm6986

I think he's already in first. As much as he has struggled I still feel like Delgado is a threat when he comes up. Beltran has been a zero factor for weeks.

NeilAllen

I agree. Also Delgado has been doing his Kingman thing all season. The biggest single difference between the team over the last month or so and the one that built the lead has been the complete non-factor Beltran has been.

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mets84

the carloses are absolutely KILLING this team.

Green Must Go

Have the wheels fallen off the team bus?

Mr. Met

I mentioned this item in the IGT last night when it happened. Moletran was playing so deep, that it was crazy. I cant imagine he couldnt figure it out, and even worse... assuming Moletran was asleep at the wheel, why didnt anyone on the bench yell out to him to move in ? It was totally brainless, and a big factor in the game.

Of course, when the entire team is in a coma, and playing like crap... I suppose stuff like this is bound to happen.