Dead Wife sends Husband Txt Message from Grave...

[UConnMike]

Man Believes His Dead Wife is Contacting Him Via Cell Phone - Switched


Why can I see Bill doing this?

[KingOlerud]

[kingdiggler]

Nice gold chains there cholo.

[Mule]

One can only imagine what those texts read like...

"Did u chnge oil n car yet?"

"Kichn drain need cleaning"

"2 a.m. wher r u? bastrd!"

Good to know that even death won't stop the nagging.

[FrankStylV7]

Nice job Uconn - you justified Mule's penchant for necrophilia.

"Hey, if the dead can still talk to you, you can stick **** them in their gaping, rigored mouths....", Mule.

[Mule]

Originally Posted by FrankStylV7

Nice job Uconn - you justified Mule's penchant for necrophilia.

"Hey, if the dead can still talk to you, you can stick **** them in their gaping, rigored mouths....", Mule.

English, mother****er, do you speak it?

[Medfordian Slip]

I wish they would bury the "Can You Hear Me Now" guy.

[Paulie Cee]

Originally Posted by Medfordian Slip

I wish they would bury the "Can You Hear Me Now" guy.

I despise that four-eyed f*ck.

[Deepleft34]

Frank - serious question (that will be mocked here on the MOFO, but want to ask it anyway)

Working with the elderly in an environment where they are bound to pass away, have you or your staff ever experienced anything that you couldn't explain?

I was an Executive Director of a community in Long Island that had oddities occur every now and again, so much so that when I interviewed for the position I was told to expect it.

[FrankStylV7]

Originally Posted by Medfordian Slip

I wish they would bury the "Can You Hear Me Now" guy.

Now THAT would be a good commercial!!!

He gets gunned down in machine gun fire. You see his soul descend into hell. The next thing you see is his damned soul in a kettle of boiling oil, being prodded by demon-wielded pitchforks, with that ****ing phone in his hear, nodding and saying, ....

"Can you hear me now?? Owww, ****! Cut that **** OUT man!!!"

[gregjefferies09]

Originally Posted by Deepleft34

Frank - serious question (that will be mocked here on the MOFO, but want to ask it anyway)

Working with the elderly in an environment where they are bound to pass away, have you or your staff ever experienced anything that you couldn't explain?

I was an Executive Director of a community in Long Island that had oddities occur every now and again, so much so that when I interviewed for the position I was told to expect it.

A gummy on a limp noodle. Her teeth were on the table next to the unopened Viagara.

[FrankStylV7]

Originally Posted by Deepleft34

Frank - serious question (that will be mocked here on the MOFO, but want to ask it anyway)

Working with the elderly in an environment where they are bound to pass away, have you or your staff ever experienced anything that you couldn't explain?

I was an Executive Director of a community in Long Island that had oddities occur every now and again, so much so that when I interviewed for the position I was told to expect it.

I'll ignore the obvious crap that I'll inevitably take from the locals.

The short answer is definitely. If I didn't believe in an afterlife, I would certainly do so now.

Examples ---

-THREE times I have seen individuals in severe, persistent vegetative states with "hours to live" hang on for days (two weeks + in one case) waiting for relatives to travel a great distance. One was a daughter, one was a son and the third was a brother. In the case of the brother, they hadn't spoken in decades. In all 3 cases the resident passed within minutes of the relative's.

-I've seen several alzheimer's/dementia residents absolutely snap out of it, able to converse regularly and with complete orientation with family and friends - only to die the next day or day after.

-If I had a dollar for every individual that suddenly became euphoric because a long-dead loved one "appeared in the room", only to immediately pass on, with a huge smile on his/her face......

-Several times I've seen residents in pers veg states, with completely flat affects for years, that died with glorious smiles on their faces. Absolutely angelic to the point where you get chills.

How about you? Anything?

Yeah, prepare to get ripped from the unwashed immature that frequent this dark corner of the cyberverse......

[gregjefferies09]

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[Deepleft34]

Originally Posted by FrankStylV7

I'll ignore the obvious crap that I'll inevitably take from the locals.

The short answer is definitely. If I didn't believe in an afterlife, I would certainly do so now.

Examples ---

-THREE times I have seen individuals in severe, persistent vegetative states with "hours to live" hang on for days (two weeks + in one case) waiting for relatives to travel a great distance. One was a daughter, one was a son and the third was a brother. In the case of the brother, they hadn't spoken in decades. In all 3 cases the resident passed within minutes of the relative's.

I have had countless residents flat out tell me they were going to die...but not until Monday when their son/daughter can come by...and then thatexact scenario happens.

-I've seen several alzheimer's/dementia residents absolutely snap out of it, able to converse regularly and with complete orientation with family and friends - only to die the next day or day after.

I find it amazing when this happens. When a dementia resisdent is suddenly lucid, we actually call the family and let them know that this type of behavior usually happens before someone expires

-If I had a dollar for every individual that suddenly became euphoric because a long-dead loved one "appeared in the room", only to immediately pass on, with a huge smile on his/her face......

This also happens a lot. Just 2 days ago I had a resident tell me her "father" was upstairs in her room and wanted to know when dinner was. Her father died in 1919, she died yesterday.

-Several times I've seen residents in pers veg states, with completely flat affects for years, that died with glorious smiles on their faces. Absolutely angelic to the point where you get chills.

This is really the only thing that give me the chills also. It is kinda freaky and you almost feel witness to something you should not be seeing.

How about you? Anything?

Aside from everything mentioned above....
I believe to have seen a deceased resident walking the halls. I was working the overnight as I like to do once a month and she walked right past me and said hello. I, literally, ran away. I thought I was crazy and kept it to myself until several members of the overnight staff came to their department head and claimed the same thing.

We have a community in Arizona that was featured on the Discovery Channel as being a "Haunted" house.

I have had piano's play themselves for 2-3 seconds at a pop.

Yeah, prepare to get ripped from the unwashed immature that frequent this dark corner of the cyberverse......[/quote]

I get made fun of by my family a lot for saying this stuff...but my peers at work and my boss also have similiar stories. It is the "accepted" unexplained. I think it is presumptuous of man to think they "Know it all", maybe there is an afterlife. I never believed in any afterlife before working in this enviroment, nor did I have a dedicated religion for that matter. I now firmly believe that there is something...I just have no idea what.

[FrankStylV7]

I had a Catholic facility that was built in 1902 and renovated a few times since - a 6 story. It also had a convent attached to it - Sisters of Charity

In 1955 the elevator cable snapped and it killed everyone on board - including the night supervisor, a nun.

That nun was witnessed countless times over the years, usually by the other nuns (who are STAUNCHLY taught that there is no such thing as a ghost on earth), but most importantly at the bedsides of the soon-to-die.

I remember getting a report from the night watchman (an off duty cop with several martial arts certifications - a Laotian who served alongside Americans in Viet Nam) where he describes in great detail this nun "apparition" rounding corners always just out of reach.

The best recounting was one of my own nuns, a 93-old "lifer" who met the apparition outside of the elevator and asked her "why don't you go 'home'?" .. the ghost just smiled and went back on her rounds............