Britney's kid sister knocked up

[SI Metman]

Anyone see 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park...

[metman]

So...does it make it legal to wack off to her? Jk

Yikes...I'm sure Mommy is proud to hear of this.

[firststringer]

Is she old enough to have a driver's license yet?

[Mule]

I read somewhere else that the Spears mother is writing a "parenting" book. Who wouldn't want to read that tome of knowledge?

[firststringer]

I hope she doesn't ask her big 'sis to babysit...

[alice]

Originally Posted by Mule

I read somewhere else that the Spears mother is writing a "parenting" book. Who wouldn't want to read that tome of knowledge?

With a preface including the Costanza Epiphany, it could become required reading for "Child Study" majors nationwide.

[FrankStylV7]

Originally Posted by metman

So...does it make it legal to wack off to her? Jk

Yikes...I'm sure Mommy is proud to hear of this.

Geez... I hope so.

What's the point in worrying anyhow? The fantasies of her having lesbo, incestuous lovemaking sessions with big sis are probably illegal in almost every state...

Am I right? Am I?

Yeah, didn't think so......

[alice]

PS - the Suits at Nickelodean are shittin' kittens right about now. This makes Lisa Bonet's decision not to find a condom when she was cast a college freshman in a spinoff of the hottest show on tv at the time, look like a minor blunder.

If you have no talent other than being pretty and the only work you can get at your age is a part on a Teen-Nick show - getting knocked up at 16 puts your career into permanent retirement.

[FrankStylV7]

Originally Posted by alice

PS - the Suits at Nickelodean are shittin' kittens right about now. This makes Lisa Bonet's decision not to find a condom when she was cast a college freshman in a spinoff of the hottest show on tv at the time, look like a minor blunder.

If you have no talent other than being pretty and the only work you can get at your age is a part on a Teen-Nick show - getting knocked up at 16 puts your career into permanent retirement.

They axed the show effective post the last episode airing sometime next season.

[Mule]

Originally Posted by alice

With a preface including the Costanza Epiphany, it could become required reading for "Child Study" majors nationwide.

"Hello, my name's George...I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

Seriously, I'd probably buy this book, but hopefully I'd have to find it in the comedy section.

[Dewitt Clinton]

Originally Posted by SI Metman

Anyone see 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park...

WT on parade.

[Mule]

Damn, there go her "memoirs"...two promising careers ruined!

Publisher delays memoir by Spears’ mom - Arts, books, more - MSNBC.com

Publisher delays memoir by Spears’ mom

Book was to tell story of her experiences raising children in public eye

NEW YORK - Lynne Spears’ book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday.

Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week. She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears’ 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

“I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time,” Nobles told The Associated Press.

[alice]

That's crazy - don't they realize that the irony makes it ridiculously irresistible? they are sitting on a gold mine - why won't they publish it?

[Green Must Go]

I can't believe no one has asked this question yet:

Is K-Fed the father??

[Dewitt Clinton]

Originally Posted by Green Must Go

I can't believe no one has asked this question yet:

Is K-Fed the father??

I wouldn't think so. They're not the Kennedys