06-26-2009, 10:06 AM
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|  A joke worth retelling that I read on a military forum: Quote:
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06-26-2009, 10:11 AM
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06-26-2009, 11:12 AM
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06-26-2009, 12:43 PM
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| Do to the fact that michael jackson was 95% plastic, he will be melted down into legos so little boys will WANT to play with him
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06-26-2009, 02:41 PM
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| It's a good thing those cherubs have wings. They're gonna need 'em -- Jim Treacher
__________________ "For liberals, the observation that "the peasants are revolting" is a pun. For conservatives, it is cause for uncharacteristic optimism. No matter how far the ideological pendulum swings in the short term, in the end the bedrock common sense of the American people will prevail." --Charles Krauthammer |
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06-26-2009, 04:03 PM
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| A joke worth retelling that I read on a military forum: Quote: from Mule When Farrah Fawcett died, she went to heaven. God told her that he would grant her one wish. Farrah wished for all of the children in the world to be safe. At 1515 PST, God killed Micheal Jackson. The truth is the most vicious and accurate weapon. |
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06-27-2009, 10:34 PM
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| If you think about suicide or if you just can't handle the incredible pain, this is your thread... - MJJCOMMUNITY - OFFICIAL FORUM Mule, Paulie, et al... You're welcome.
__________________ Mule2772: Redby is on the Red Lake rez, he's Ojibway, shut up you *******s Steve, do you ever sit at your computer, look up at the ceiling, stare back at your computer screen, maybe look in a mirror, and then go back to the computer screen and think, "Wow, I'm f*cking worthless"? - DDP |
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06-27-2009, 10:42 PM
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| 26 pages? 26 pages of people trying to talk each other down from killing themselves over the "grief"? We are so ****ed.
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06-27-2009, 10:47 PM
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I don't think he actually molested anyone - I think he was off his rocker and was doing with little boys what he should have done with them when he was one. And I'm not saying that just that wasn't enough to scar kids for life or that he didn't belong in jail over it. He did belong in jail over it. But at the very least he should have been committed. But no one has the balls to have a guy committed once the money starts flowing. The whole picture of the last 15 years of that man's existence shows what can happen when people misplace mammon on their priority list. | |
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06-27-2009, 11:00 PM
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06-27-2009, 11:16 PM
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| Russian fan slits wrist Am I unable to see craziness in my own circle, or do Springsteen fans not do this ****? I was sad when Danny kicked the bucket. And in college, one day I woke up to the radio alarm and for no apparent reason, WRCN was playing 4 Springsteen songs in a row at 7 AM on a Thursday. The forth song made me nervous that he had died and it was some kind of tribute, and I rolled the dial to WNEW and they happened to also be playing Springsteen and my heart raced a bit. And then Stevie Nicks came on - but I wasn't out on the ledge or dialing my dealer to see if he had any cyanide. WTF? |
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06-27-2009, 11:37 PM
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I understand grief and pain when you are invested that much with an entertainer, but at the end of the day, to paraphrase John Lennon, he was just a singer, who made it very, very big. That's all. | |
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