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05-12-2009, 10:30 AM
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|  TheOne is stimulating the dead Dead woman receives stimulus check Millions of Americans on Social Security are receiving $250 checks as part of the president’s stimulus plan — including an Anne Arundel woman who’s dead. The woman’s son, 83-year-old James Hagner, said his mother has been dead for more than 40 years. That didn’t stop her from getting a stimulus check though. “It shocked me and I laughed all at the same time and I told her how in the world could they ever do this?” Hagner said. “I don’t even expect to get one for myself and I get one for my mother from 43 years ago ‘Kind of strange right’ Yes sir.” Social Security representatives said there is a good explanation. Of the about 52 million checks that have been mailed out, about 10,000 of those have been sent to people who are deceased. The agency blames the error on the strict mid-June deadline of mailing out all of the checks, which didn’t leave officials with much time to clean up all of their records.
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05-12-2009, 12:10 PM
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| This woman last voted for LBJ.
__________________ Wilpon is like the Pharoah in the book of Exodus. And God keeps sending plagues upon the Mets fans. This year is either frogs or locusts. |
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05-12-2009, 12:13 PM
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| thanks for clearing that up dept. Quote:
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05-12-2009, 01:10 PM
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| I'm sure he's a decent guy. I don't think he's very funny. I hope he is like ambler and "playing" the unfunny internet guy.
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05-12-2009, 01:46 PM
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Let me think about that and get back to you.
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05-12-2009, 02:09 PM
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| I was going to toss in a "every registered voter got a stimulus check" crack, but everyone seems to have beaten me to it...
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