I know you've all been missing your weekly Islamist updates

[Mule]

There's some stuff out there this week that's just too damn good to pass up:

Set a forest fire for Allah today.

US intelligence channels earlier this year identified a website calling on Muslims in Australia, the US, Europe and Russia to "start forest fires", claiming "scholars have justified chopping down and burning the infidels' forests when they do the same to our lands".

Because if the infidel really loved that tree, he'd put a burkha on it and beat the hell out of it like he's supposed to.

Brits beg Pakis: please don't bomb us!

The British government will air ads on Pakistani television urging terrorists to not attack Britain.

Prominent British Muslims will star in the British Foreign Office-funded £400,000 campaign that is set to break on Pakistani television next Monday, ‘The Guardian’ reported on Tuesday.

Dear Lord, Led, get the **** out, now.

Resist child rape, get blinded with acid

On his hospital bed last week, 16-year-old Abid Tanoli sat listless and alone, half of his body covered by burns that all but destroyed both his eyes and left his face horribly disfigured.

The teenager talked, with difficulty, of how his life had been destroyed since the fateful day in June 2002 when he refused to have sex with his teacher at a religious school in Pakistan.

Do not read the rest of that article if you just ate lunch, or have a weapon handy. It will put you in a murderous mood.

Help your neighbor elope, get stripped naked and tortured by 4 men.

The DSP said Nauman Ahmad and three other accomplices called 24-year-old Rukhtaj to their home to “pay the house rent” and upon her arrival she was stripped and tortured.

When a stern talking-to just won't do the trick...

5 & 8...the perfect age for girls to get married.

Five-year-old Haleema Bibi and eight-year-old Ayesha have been given in marriage to 23-year-old Arshad and 15-year-old Hamayun of the opponent family by a jirga of elders of the area because uncle of the minor girls had contracted court marriage with a girl of opponent family some six months back.

Hey, a deal's a deal. Hand 'em over.

And last but certainly not least....

Hey, is that a Koran sticker on your car? Sweet!

Srinagar, Feb 07, KONS: Protests erupted in Gulmarg today with irate local groups beating up a foreign skier after his sledge was found to be inscribed with holy verses.

Reports said that people spotted the kalima-e-tayyaba, or the basic creed of Islam, inscribed over the bottom of the ski sledge of one Hans Patrick, a skier who had come all the way from Sweden to enjoy the slopes of Gulmarg.

Locals in Tangmarg and Gulmarg erupted in protest, and some groups pounced on the tourist, beating him up.

But the foreigner was rescued by the police who took him under their custody.

Nuthin' quite like protective custody.

[metman]

They are proof that, sometimes, even God Sharts* his pants.




* (to shi_ accidentally after attempting a fart)

[bornredhead2]

Originally Posted by Mule

There's some stuff out there this week that's just too damn good to pass up:

Set a forest fire for Allah today.

Man oh man, the quandry this will put the Hollywood libtards in...rail about carbon footprints or the rights of the poor misunderstood terrorists? What to do, what to do...

[Led, the Revenge]

Originally Posted by bornredhead2

Man oh man, the quandry this will put the Hollywood libtards in...rail about carbon footprints or the rights of the poor misunderstood terrorists? What to do, what to do...

Let them burn the forests, but make conservatives plant new forests of saplings in other countries and donate lots of money to Palestinians. Problem solved!

[Busyman]

Saudi judge sentences pregnant gang-rape victim to 100 lashes for committing adultery | Mail Online

A Saudi judge has ordered a woman should be jailed for a year and receive 100 lashes after she was gang-raped, it was claimed last night.

Islam is love

[metman]

Did she swallow? If not, it might have spared her life!