Jose Canseco: Where would we be without steroids
Marco Polo: Didnt he discover the Polo grounds?
Arnold Rothstein: I wish I could fix the World Series
Mike Piazza: Opened doors for queers in all sports
OMAR Minaya: Know what I'm sayin
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GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!
The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.
During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly. |