The only guys I would trade for an outfielder are Fagner, Crapiilo or Das Boot. Enough with ravaging the farm. Sign Bonds. If he sucks you just release him and it didnt cost you a thing but the upside is enormous.
__________________ GET THE PIECE OF CRAP McGimpy OFF MY TEAM NOW!!!!!
The McGimpy does most things upside down: eats, sleeps (an average of 23 hours per day), mates, and gives birth. Because of the McGimpy's upside down life, many of the McGimpy's internal organs (liver, stomach, spleen, pancreas) are in different positions from other mammals. McGimpy sometimes lets out a cry or hissing sound.
During the rare times the McGimpy goes down to the ground (such as to change trees for food), it moves very slowly. |