Doctor: Good news Ryan, your MRI came back negative and we are clearing you to play.
Church: I'll take a Big Mac Supersized with a Coke and a 6 piece of McNuggets please.
Doctors: Excuse me?
Church: The Lambada, I said the Lambada
Doctors: He look sounds good to me, What do you think Omar?
Omar: We need his bat in the line-up, people might realize that I didn't prepare for injuries and I signed like 7 2nd basemen this off season youknowwhatimsayin?
Church: "and She's buying a stairway...to heaven"
Omar: See he can't wait to play
Church: I like pizza Steve.
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