After reading a few months of Frank's posts, I'm trying to figure out what this guy looks like. It's as if he can't possibly be a real-life person, just some kind of TV character. Who could possibly have a life like that, besides Bill Clinton? It's as if I can't bring myself to believe that his life is really what he says it is, but down inside I'm thinking maybe he really
isn't embellishing on things. Physically, the only thing I've read is that he likes to jazzercise, but I'm not sure it has anything to do with getting in shape.
It's as if only a caricature would suffice for a person that has a life like Frank's.
So is he thin, muscular or fat? Tall or short? Dark or light skinned? Balding or hair like Fabio? High pitched or a voice like James Earl Jones?
So many burning questions.....
disclaimer: I'm not some perv or stalker who is actually trying to develop a police sketch so I can go find Frank....
