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Originally Posted by Mule  I would have sent my father in law on a train to another state, kicked out the t.v. guy and put porn in the new t.v. and nailed my wife on the empty floor, told work to **** off, shot two of the movers as a warning to the others for being retards and held a shaved off electrical extension cord to the cable guy's nuts after the power was turned back on for lighting my house on fire.
That's how I roll. | And then he wakes up rolling around in a puddle of his own urine, feces and vomit.......
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